LA, CA

Joined July 2008
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Great marketing by the NHL for this outdoor game that’s happening right now that 99.99% of people have no clue of
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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BREAKING: Lula wins re-election as Brazil's president, beating Flávio Bolsonaro, Datafolha projects
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The guy who stole almost half of my website without credit, then humiliated me and claimed I stole HIS website, claimed that Bolsonaro had a 100% chance of victory. Then Lula won. LMAOOO
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snuff box is pure chaos and brilliance—matt berry at his surreal best. criminally underrated. xitter.cf/RiddlerGroyper2/status…
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CLAYFACE is like a Dimension Films release that was shelved in 1998 due to SFX limitations and is now finally getting its release and I mean this in the most complimentary way. The most “90s movie” made in years.
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lol, I don’t have a fight in this but Diaz didn’t swing
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Danny McBride completely losing it over the word “fixins” in ‘EASTBOUND & DOWN’ is still hilarious. One of the funniest shows ever made and somehow still underrated.
🤝 Paid partnership
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CLAYFACE is like a Dimension Films release that was shelved in 1998 due to SFX limitations and is now finally getting its release and I mean this in the most complimentary way. The most “90s movie” made in years.
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His best friend should have been played by David Arquette
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The mob boss? Rade Serbedzija
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In between people getting their faces slashed into 1000 pieces and a woman vomiting up her insides there’s basically a Cuban Pete scene, and it’s tremendous.
There's one scene in Clayface where it randomly becomes one of those 90s cgi comedies like The Mask or Nutty Professor. There's even a group dance sequence
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me: honey, i got a tattoo of you on my body! her: oh, that's so sweet me: and I told the artist to paint you like one of those IRA members who died in prison during a hunger strike - just like you asked. her: wha?
Having an affair with a guy and this is staring at you the whole time
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Having an affair with a guy and this is staring at you the whole time
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Rocking out to Lou Reed’s New York but making sure everyone sees me frowning and shaking my head during that one song about Jesse Jackson and PLO.
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Elliotte Friedman tweeting “The Hellebuyck saga is coming to an end” putting his phone on vibrate and sticking it up his ass
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NHL insiders should be forced to credit this person named "The Pantyhose Priestess" as being correct on the return for Hellebuyck.
Replying to @JFreshHockey
Mercer, Daws, Command and a 1st?
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