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jen hammer

@jen_hammer
Joined September 2011
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I really get more stupid with each day
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The only time I’ll ever notice if one shoe is tied tighter than the other is the moment I get on a treadmill
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Someone needs to get these adorable babies off of my tik tok fyp because IM NOT READY
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Alexandra Cooper (@alexandracooper) profile pictureAlexandra Cooper
@alexandracooper22 May 2020
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When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that
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give me falafel or give me death
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I stopped someone mid-conversation when I got an alert that @alexandracooper had a story 😭
I could go for some mashed potatoes right now
SOILED IT
can someone infect me with corona ? i can easily fight it off
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Watch #TheMagicians
Your girl after her 4th mimosa
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We get it- your car climbed Mt. Washington. Congrats.
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GRiZ 🌈@Griz23 Dec 2019
I love the part in the new Star Wars where they go to burning man
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just found out how much money i’ve spent on coffee this year. much to think about
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aleena@leeenbeannn22 Dec 2019
If Santa doesn’t bring me baby yoda for Christmas I am going to LOSE it
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