I lost 50 pounds in 2021 and I cannot believe how much better I feel. Still not where I want to be but I’m literally a whole new man. We absolutely love to see it.

Fuck

Don’t know that I’ll ever recover from this note from my MRI. Real cold world out here.

Figured it was time to find out whether “they don’t make em like they used to” is a good thing or a bad thing. Welcome to the driveway.

This work from home shit goes crazy in the springtime.

My first 6 figure job is by far the easiest job I’ve ever had.

my only take on the jazz game: I just really hope both teams have fun. Congrats on making it to the league and making the playoffs. Proud of you.

Dave Portnoy is short and I have proof. A bud light bottle is 9.9 inches tall. Based on that scale we can see for sure that he is NOT 6’2” but is in fact 5’7”. Why are you lying @stoolpresidente ???

Next time I go to Zion I’m not coming back.

Would you believe that this is only one tweet away from a tweet about basketball? The takes are going crazy today.

Let’s all stop for a moment and acknowledge that John Travolta still looks that good? King shit truly.

An actual photo of me 45 minutes into any party.

I got interviewed for this book once and I haven’t heard anything in actual years. Hope it’s coming along kiana lmao

Time for the best two weeks of the year baybeeeeee

If you live in st. George stop what you’re doing and find this dog.

Nobody has ever felt better in history than Russ did after hitting that three to tie the game last night. Dude was ELATED.

Bullshit take of the day: The singles ward and SLC punk are the same movie from two different perspectives within the same city. Really paints interesting picture of the two Utahs.

Like it or not - This is the kind of content twitter was made for.

Either an angel baby an eldritch horror. No in between.

Hey man thanks again for pulling me out of my house when it burned down!

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