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ALT A screenshot of a Slack message which reads, in part: I was sad not to see a resignation letter from stew, so I asked ChatGPT for one. Dear Salesforce, I’m writing to inform you that I, Stewart Butterfield, will be resigning from my position as CEO effective immediately. I know, I know, you’re probably wondering why I would leave such a great company. But let me assure you, it’s not because of any issues with Salesforce. In fact, I’m leaving for a very good reason: I’ve discovered the secret to time travel. Yes, that’s right. I’ve figured out how to travel through time, and I’ve decided to leave the business world behind and go explore the past and future. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see what the world will look like in a hundred years? Or meet the dinosaurs face-to-face? The possibilities are endless. But don’t worry, I’m leaving the company in good hands. I’ve hired a highly qualified replacement CEO who just happens to be a trained velociraptor …





























