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Roman Catholic

London, England
Joined December 2020
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honestly if any politicians ran on 1) legal weed 2) free childcare 3) detach from Israel they'd just win instantly anywhere
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for sale: Pagliacci's shoes, he died
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one thing about me is my phone is ALWAYS on silent even though i got nothin goin on
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The Suble Art of Giving Way Too Much of A Fuck
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why are we removing jane
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for sale: clown shoes, previously Pagliacci's
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you just set the fresh Rolex community back by an hour
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under woke 3.0 we're calling Abdul (El-Sayed) "Abdulrahman" rather than skimping out
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they're boiling me into a broth tomorrow
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startup idea: sell herbs and spices but call them "food accessories" so white people actually buy them
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all i do is flex i dont need a reason
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open short position on a stock -> seduce the CEO into infidelity -> wait for it to be found out without me explicitly disclosing it -> close short position which bit of this will the SEC kill me for
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James Bond does CPR with drastically improper technique in Casino Royale (2006)
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surface tension probably feels great for water droplets
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you can probably kill me in a way that matters bro
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can i come over and do risk analysis on your portfolio
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we should have more companies named after the 7 deadly sins. Avaritia sounds dope
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can i come over and explain Total Return Swaps to you
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(modus tollens) P1. if "it tastes good" is more important than a conscious life continuing, ending a conscious life for taste is justified P2. "it tastes good" is not more important than a conscious life continuing C. ending a conscious life for taste is not justified
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P1. if "it tastes good" alone is a justification for ending a conscious life, killing and eating your dog is permissible P2. killing and eating your dog is not permissible C. "it tastes good" alone is not a justification for ending a conscious life
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