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I’m not just a regular nerd, I’m a hot nerd

Joined May 2011
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You’re telling me I can’t watch my little dancing show because the mouse got too big for his britches and doesn’t know how to live stream????? #DisneyPlus #DWTS #DancingWiththeStars
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that affleck boy dressing as jafar???? when his wife’s costume this week is JASMINE???? and he KNOWS what the public thinks of him???? #DWTS #DancingWiththeStars #secretlivesofmormonwives
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emma: my character this week is from ratatouille. i’d love something cute and flirty - wardrobe: #DWTS #DancingWiththeStars
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If I send you this, just know I didn’t see it coming #dwts #DancingWiththeStars
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for anyone wondering, this is me anytime jeremiah is on screen #tsitp #TheSummerITurnedPretty
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…imagine reading all of the books, watching every episode AND STILL being Team Jeremiah #TSITP #TheSummerITurnedPretty #tsitp3
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omg i can’t believe they chose a seagull
🚨 White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel. A new pope has been elected.
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i expected more and that’s on me #MetGala #MetGala2025
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Adrien girl pls I’m begging you #Oscars
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raw next question
Sebastian Stan poses for photos at the #Oscars
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I’d love to come across random bags of money with the same luck that rfk jr has when he comes across dead animals he plans to do whatever the fuck he does with dead animals anyway fuck rfk jr
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“They’re building plants in Mexico, plants all over the country, and many of them owned by the Chinese, if you can believe, and these people want to bring cars into our country, and I’ll tell ya, if we gave them…” #Debate2024
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“I read she was black. I read she put out.” #Debate2024
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feels like a year too late but who am i to judge, respect the hustle 💅🏼
Mattel teams up with Nokia makers to launch a Barbie flip-phone at $130. It will only have texting and calling, but no internet or social media. It also greets you with a “Hi Barbie” voice message when turned on.
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this took me too long to make
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Me after the slightest inconvenience
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THE COUCH JOKE FROM MY BOY WALZ????? YES SIR!!!!!
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