Midnight Pie

This is amazing @jtpower . You are a champion

I agree that cyclists on the road can be irritating. What's even more frustrating though is people on bike trails. Far more dangerous

Hearing "Thunder" by Imagine Dragons, in the work place bathroom, makes me think of all the encouraging songs we used to sing to my toddler when we were potty training her.

Suffered high blood pressure for years. No more. All diet & exercise. No meds.

Wore a different "No Fear" tshirt everyday of middle school

Got cited $250 by my HOA, then the money mysteriously disappeared from my account. Emails went nowhere. I joined an HOA resident focus group, added it to my email signature, and sent another email. Magically, the $250 reappeared. No response. 😂

Another layer

Guy at party: "you watch sports?" Me: "Here and there. What have you been watching?" Guy at party: "Nothing. I'm not really into sports"

Remember that time Tim Walz commended Kamala Harris for "running a mean pick six" in Madden?

A lot of awesome new accounts showing up on my timeline today

Dude at work went to leave the restroom without washing his hands, then noticed there was someone there, so he quickly pretended to soap his hands, and ran the water over nothing, then threw an unused hand towel into the trash. So performative

I'm convinced the "Close Door" button on elavators is purely a placebo