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Just a dude doing dude things. Chao is the symbol of resistance.

Somewhere, Somewhen
Joined August 2011
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Have you considered making one house of all the psychopaths you subscribe to or defend and joining it?
All the best people declare war on Hogwarts. Have you ever considered dividing your gender identity into separate pieces and storing it in hidden objects, so you can’t be invalidated to death?
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Gen Z: millennials are cringe and look old Millennials: yeah well Gen Z was born into a doomed world and is developmentally stunted by social media, AI, and long covid brain damage. you have never known hope or genuine human connection. your online footprint is huge but cultural impact nonexistent. you can’t read damn lol this is not a fair fight 😭
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This shit pisses me off so fucking much. We finally got a comic accurate Superman movie, a revival of the Green Lantern IP after nearly 20 years, the first Supergirl movie since the 80's, a bold body horror movie about a Batman villain, we had a universe with SOUL FUCK ZIONISM
It was fun while it lasted
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🚨 BREAKING: Former Republican Speaker John Boehner called new Minority Leader Jim Jordan a political “terrorist”: “I never saw a guy who spent more time tearing things apart, never building anything, never putting anything together.”
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He is either incorrect or a wilfull liar.
"Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women and girls, even if they believe they are." From Justice Thomas's supreme court concurrence ruling that it is lawful to exclude boys from girl's sports
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No wonder Boomers are Like That
Leaded Gasoline was literally a Hitler particle
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Voter fraud alarmists don't like being reminded that their party is the one in control of every branch of government and the voting machine company.
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Republicans like this are why your party might not be extinct when this is over.
Fuck off jerk. Republicans like this is why we lost.
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CAPITALISM: If you don’t like your job, you can just get a new one. ME: Ok, I want a new job CAPITALISM: Oh sorry, it’s the time every six years where the entire Economy has to collapse so rich people can loot it. Have you considered begging in the street for Scraps ?
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Abdul is gonna be the actual MAHA official conservatives thought they were getting with our current HHS Nurgle acolyte.
I am all for this! 100% In eight weeks El-Sayed will carry his pesticide ban into the Senate. Abdul El-Sayed, who wants toxic pesticides out of American food, won Michigan's Senate race on November 3. El-Sayed beat Republican Mike Rogers with about 52 percent. El-Sayed will be sworn in on January 3, when the new Congress starts, and his food plan moves with him. His pesticide plan, called Building a Healthier America, came out in September. It calls for limiting pesticide use, banning pesticides that Europe already prohibits and fighting the legal protection that shields the companies that make them. It also asks for safer drinking water, new lead pipes and healthier school lunches. First El-Sayed has to write the federal bill. He described it as broad legislation led by science, and he has kept the list of chemicals open so far. Farm groups and pesticide makers will get their say before any vote on the bill. Sources: Washington Post, Associated Press
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THAT BLUE WAVE GOT HIM SEEING GHOSTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trump Admits His Deportation Policy Was “Too Tough” in 60 Minutes Interview
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You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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Xitter Take it or leave it.
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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Republicans don't seem to demand races be called early when they're close or losing.
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🚨 BREAKING: The White House informed over 3,000 conservative influencers that they are “monitoring” their statements after Republicans’ historic loss.
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It has begun.
Something Democrats AREN’T talking about? Social Security. Those just elected will have to find the solutions before the fund is insolvent in six short years.
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The AG of the US seems to be under the impression he works for a small gaggle of nazi pedos instead of the reat of us.
The Chief of Staff already has a lawyer. The Attorney General of the United States and the Department of Justice.
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