Trying to seek moments of joy during the apocalypse, but you MFs make it so damn hard.
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Not sure people fully understand what’s happening.
We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of an ordinary life.
A home, a car, groceries, childcare and insurance.
These shouldn’t be extravagant costs. These are basic needs.
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Maybe shoving a bad product down everyone’s throat and trying to reorganize the economy around it was a bad idea?
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Sorry, but I have to laugh… BLAKE LIVELY-name is now forever going to be associated with pulling a Blake Lively: "casually" taking over someone else’s movie in Hollywood. 😁😁
I am sure #RyanReynolds & #BlakeLively must be thrilled!! 🥳🥳
☞ #BlakeLively: “Sure, I’ll promote your movie…after I’m allowed to re-edit it.”
#Lively told #Sony she would only promote the film if she could participate in the edit.
☞ #BlakeLively: “I rewrote the script. I directed every actor.”
#Lively told famous friends—specifically naming #MattDamon, #LucyDamon & #BenAffleck—that she “rewrote the script. I directed every actor.”
☞ #BlakeLively: Celebrity endorsement as a project-management tool.
#Lively urged #ColleenHoover & multiple celebrity friends (including #Damon / #Affleck / #Cooper / #Swift) to back her version of the film over Baldoni’s.
☞ #BlakeLively: “This is the cut.” Also, it’s done from Taylor’s perspective.
When #Sony’s president reportedly told #Lively that #Baldoni’s cut tested higher, #Lively responded by:
“Colleen and I are declaring now, now, this is the cut. … It’s done from my perspective, from Colleen’s, and from Taylor’s.”
☞ #BlakeLively: Not just takeover—tidying up the credits & marketing so the takeover looks official.
#Lively demanded changes that would re-order prominence & reduce Baldoni’s authorial branding, including removing “film by” attribution:
“removing a credit stating that It Ends With Us was a ‘film by’ Baldoni altogether.”
😃😃😃😃
#PullingABlakeLively #BlakeLivelySituation #Takingover #DirectorWho #CreativeControl #ItEndsWithUs #IEWU
Jennifer Lopez clashes with famed director over their new Netflix thriller: 'It's a Blake Lively situation' trib.al/A6qWNVc
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TB-500 – Recovery peptide that supports tissue repair and reduces inflammation.
MOTS-c – Mitochondrial peptide for energy, metabolism, and exercise performance.
GHK-Cu – Copper peptide used for skin, hair, collagen, and wound healing.
PT-141 – Libido and sexual function peptide (approved for women as Vyleesi).
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SS-31 – Mitochondrial peptide aimed at cellular energy and protection.
Melanotan 2 – Tanning peptide that also boosts libido in some users.
Sermorelin – Growth hormone releasing peptide for recovery and anti-aging.
Thymosin Alpha-1 – Immune-modulating peptide for immune support.
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Melanotan 1 – Milder tanning peptide with fewer side effects than Melanotan 2.
IGF-1 LR3 – Longer-acting IGF-1 variant used for muscle growth and recovery.
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They did unspeakable things to children in the name of Satan.
Tf you mean “who am I voting for?”
This is what you call polishing a turd. It doesn’t matter how much work you do the outside of it because at the end of the day it’s still a piece of shit.
Blake Lively test-drives an $800 red light helmet for hair growth: ‘Natural beauty is effortless’ trib.al/exx2kmy
One of the best things that came out of this is the collective being taught how to look past a pretty face and or a charming personality to see the truth. You need to judge people on their actions, not the pretty words coming out of their mouths. Discernment is a super power.
The judge in the Blake Livey / Justin Baldoni case just unsealed the court records and it shows just how unhinged Lively and Reynolds are. Absolutely evil people.
I started covering her PR crisis when this all started a while back and I’ve been vindicated every step of the way.
It started with shitty behavior from two subhuman celebrities, followed by a constant string of poor decisions that made her PR crisis worse.
It’s gotten so bad that even most of Hollywood has turned on the two.
There is no recovering from this.
Sorry, Blakey-poo, your career is over.
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With everything you see going on and beginning to happen, remember:
You were built for this.
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There is an unwritten rule to life that most people never get told. After every long stretch of hardship and uncertainty, a period comes where you make quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life at once. It happens all at once, and it happens because of everything you survived before it. The only requirement on your end is simple. Do not give up on yourself before that period arrives.
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Blake Lively has yet begun to feel the sting of accountability. If there's one thing us DECENT humans are sick and tired of, it's these damned narcissists.
Welcome to the Age of Aquarius, Blake. The Age of Adalying is over.
This is what I’m talking about! The types of people that can laugh through the apocalypse are the true leaders amongst us holding the light. This is the true American spirit. 🇺🇸
Bongino Block Party Anthem
The most organically organized joke block party needs a jam, right? What good is a block party without a knee-slapper you can sing along to?
You may or may not find me doing somersaults in the bounce house to this anthem with the negative 5 people that plan on coming.
Round of applause for @OwenShroyer1776 and thanks @InfoWars_tv for help with the video
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
In the past week, we’ve been gifted:
• “shove the ballroom up your fat ass”
• “closest I’ll get to seeing a cult up close”
• “pumpkin spice pedo & butterscotch SHitler”
You may disagree, but this is American greatness: true patriots standing on business when it matters. 🇺🇸