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The Shops at the Creek
Joined August 2007
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Had some flies in the kitchen and got my 3 and 5 year-old boys fly swatters. Every fly was gone in less than a week. Stone cold killers. Laughing while they did it.
Why is the colonoscopies number 1 though?
Carlos Yulo, who has made history as the Philippines' first-ever male Olympic gold medalist, will receive the following for his win:
1. A lifetime of free colonoscopies after he turns 45
2. A fully furnished condo worth over $400k
3. A house
4. Over $250k in cash
5. An iPhone 16
6. Two free restaurant franchises
7. A lifetime of free mac and cheese, grilled chicken, ramen, and more from various local restaurants
8. A free college education
Appreciate New Balance going big on Philly - Maxey, Tommy Paul - need to throw a few more in there to be an official Philly brand like Tastykake or Amoroso
You’re telling me Gene Parmesan is dead? Brother I’m not buying it
Martin Mull, Comic Actor of ‘Clue,’ ‘Roseanne’ and ‘Arrested Development,’ Dies at 80 thewrap.com/martin-mull-comi…
Weird way to kick off the NFL season in my opinion
The Eagles have announced a residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas, featuring eight shows over four weekends from Friday, Sept. 20 through Saturday, Oct. 19. variety.com/2024/music/news/…
I worked with Federer once and asked him if he had any tips for a fellow one-handed backhander and he said “switch to two hands” 🐐🐐🐐
"Perfection is impossible.
In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches.
But what percentage of points did I win?
54%
In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play.
When you lose ever second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
You teach yourself to think:
'Okay, I double faulted...it's only a point.'
'Okay, I came to the net and I got passed again...it's only a point.'
Even a great shot, an overhead backhand smash that ends up on ESPN's top 10 playlist – that too is just a point.
Here's why I'm telling you this.
When you're playing a point, it has to be the most important thing in the world. And it is.
But when it's behind you, it's behind you.
This mindset is crucial – because it frees you to fully commit to the next point with intensity, clarity, and focus."
–@rogerfederer
14 y/o me in uptempos, cargo shorts, a Jim Morrison tee shirt and a hemp necklace that could only be cut off
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Don't let yourself get attached to anybody you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the ick around the corner
A true sign of adulthood is having one bag of chocolate chips in the freezer for baking and one for just kinda grabbing a handful after a meal
