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They didn't READ.
@WalterStephanie, check out our @unsplash funtimes on the homepage of prouveshop.com/
ALT perfume for women : women in tech, eau de male tears (this is a spoof picture used in a real e-commerce website).
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Programming:
Day 1 - lets learn about variables
Day 2 - 5,475 - ok, now lets constantly reinvent how we send JSON back and forth between a browser and the server
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Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?
Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42
Tester:
I adopted a fat cat. I clean his butt for him with baby wipes because he can't reach...
This morning I saw him poop, sit down wide legged with his butt straight on the carpet, reach forward, and then pull his butt along the carpet to wipe himself. 🤦😭🤣💩
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April 1st 2020: COVID finally broke Ina Garten who posted this recipe for a vat of cocktails at 6am.
“I like to make a big pitcher. You never know who’s stopping by. Wait. No one’s stopping by.”
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Government: If you get too close to anyone you will die
Me: This is exactly what I’ve been trying to tell my therapist
I adopted a very obese cat (and yes, he's on a diet). One of the first things my vet had to say was that I clearly have good bum cleaning “technique”. 😂 #FatCatMom
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Anderson Cooper on @CNN just now: "The Washington Post says 'Democracy Dies in Darkness.' It doesn't. It dies right in front of our faces."
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Someone out there needs to see this today.
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