IT journo, writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also @jimjar@mastodonapp.uk

London, UK
Joined June 2007
Tweeted Love: Twitter in all its diversity - from mundanity to perversity - "sings" Soft Cell. Enjoy. youtube.com/watch?v=On4v2zQ7…
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Jim Mortleman retweeted
It's a miserable #BlueMonday. We're months from another holiday, it's freezing outside, and Trump's gurning mug is all over the news. Need cheering up? Look no further. youtu.be/chdNRTxeotU 🟦 Help beat the blues - please share! #bluemonday2025 #comedy #humour #neworder
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It's a miserable #BlueMonday. We're months from another holiday, it's freezing outside, and Trump's gurning mug is all over the news. Need cheering up? Look no further. youtu.be/chdNRTxeotU 🟦 Help beat the blues - please share! #bluemonday2025 #comedy #humour #neworder
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BTW, if you enjoyed the video, please consider supporting the suicide prevention charity CALM, perhaps by buying this great new #BlueMonday t-shirt from @neworder... store.neworder.com/gb/new-or…
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Always good to check out the purveyors of vinyl when you're abroad. Picked up the Associates first album and an Ultravox bootleg here.
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Here is some of Suzanne’s kit
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I saw her at Hidden Notes festival in Stroud, Gloucestershire 2 days later and it had been returned….
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Brand new episode of Acceptable In the 80s with @kuntandthegang & Roy Listen wherever you get your pods or open.spotify.com/episode/7E0… LINK IN BIO
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Anyone know if Suzanne Ciani has been reunited with her lost Buchla yet? @ElectronicMagUK? I do hope so.
OMG the airline sent Suzanne Ciani's Buchla to Budapest so she was unable to play live at Union Chapel tonight. Rescued the evening by playing a previously recorded gig through the quadrophonic soundsystem then did a Q&A. Hope you're reunited with your synth soon, @sevwave. ❤️
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Just running through my holiday photos and realised this waterfall in Arnisdale reminded me of someone... 😄
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OMG the airline sent Suzanne Ciani's Buchla to Budapest so she was unable to play live at Union Chapel tonight. Rescued the evening by playing a previously recorded gig through the quadrophonic soundsystem then did a Q&A. Hope you're reunited with your synth soon, @sevwave. ❤️
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TONIGHT 🎵 "Diva of the Diode" and "America's first female synth hero" SUZANNE CIANI takes to the Union Chapel stage. Fri 20 Sep Doors 7pm Hekla 8pm Interval 8.30pm Suzanne Ciani 9pm Last chance tickets at unionchapel.org.uk/venue/wha… @sevwave [Photo: Maria Jose Govea]
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Jim Mortleman retweeted
Banning smoking in an outside space is the worst kind of prurient, hectoring, interfering, puritanical bullshit. No health basis to it whatsoever. Just a flat-out act of social control.
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The Opening Ceremony begins. A man walks out under a spotlight, pauses, looks around. He shrugs. More spotlights ignite. Ten men, twenty. One hundred middle aged French men, all shrugging in time. An orchestral version of Ca Plane Pour Moi begins to swell. Incredible. #Olympics
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Dear #CambridgeComedyGarden, I'm looking forward to tonight's gig, but had I realised that your "range of champion craft beers" amounted to 330ml cans of Brewdog at 4x ordinary prices, I would have stayed in the pub before coming. And you won't let me out now I'm in, you cunts.
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Shami looking quizzically at Nick Watt's giant arm on #BBCNewsnight
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Dumfries & Galloway #NEDENG (I'll get me coat...)
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Right, think that's me all prepped for tonight... #Elections2024
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