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Porcupine dressed as hedgehog. Views not my own. "His structural perfection is matched only by his hostility." Daily Record Stand-Up Comedy.

edinburgh
Joined February 2009
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My contribution to the history of Scottish Football ; pulling a face after Costa Rica defeat at Italia 90.
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FFS just seen that Kajagoogoo tickets are £60 each but I’ve only got £58.
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Gotta hand it to him. This is glorious 🤣
I can’t believe I was cheering on Piers Morgan for a second, holy shit that was funny.
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PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a fucking bag. (via @sixft2blue)
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Really getting deep into the issues Americans care about.
Q: Who is your best looking administration official? JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Scott Bessent, Pete Hegseth? Trump: Pete's a good looking guy. I think they're all great looking. Marco's really a great, hot politician. Scott Bessent is central casting
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Michael Stewart is very much the "Balloon's Balloon" of football commentary.
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Michael Stewart on my TV.
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Great closing message!
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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'A New Germany', the first episode of The World at War, was broadcast on this day in 1973. Produced by Jeremy Issacs and narrated by Laurence Olivier, the series (which continues to be regularly re-run worldwide) was three years in the making.
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Absolute Clown
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Listening to Michael Stewart monologues is the strongest argument in history for not paying your TV licence
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Michael Stewart
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Michael Stewart speaks more than the main commentator. He is absolutely unbearable. Please make it stop.
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“What is it mein Fuhrer?” “It’s from Steve Witkoff. He’s nominated me for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
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Putin is a killer and a thug, murdering Ukrainian children, dropping bombs on neighborhoods, and tearing families apart. Calling him a humanitarian is like calling Witkoff qualified or capable of doing this job. What are we doing here?
Top Trump Aide Steve Witkoff, to Vladimir Putin: "You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. I salute you, and I commend you."
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WTF????
Steve Witkoff to Putin: “You talk so much about President Trump being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that. I commend you, and I thank you.” Sickening!
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With the late, great Oliver Reed currently wowing 2026 audiences all over again with his incredible performance in the restored version of Ken Russell’s ‘The Devils’, I wanted to share this amazing clip of him from 1985. The rather low-res clip comes from ‘In at the Deep End’, a BBC series in which presenter Paul Heiney tries his hands at a profession he had zero experience in. For this episode, Heiney was preparing for an acting role opposite Michael Caine in ‘Water’ and went to Oliver Reed for some pointers on how to play a villain. Please enjoy what happens next.
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Trump is so angry that Ukrainians won’t surrender and die quietly so he and his friends can make money with Putin.
A post from Putin’s puppet.
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In my opinion, we're going to lose something incredibly valuable to the cultural fabric & history of this country. If Radio 4 Extra with its carefully curated archive isn't the epitome of public service broadcasting, well, I don't know what is. Only the BBC can do it. A sad day.
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Oh no! You mean I won’t have to pay for being crucified in the afternoons….
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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On October 16, 2019, I told Donald Trump, “With you, Mr. President, all roads lead to Putin.” On October 16, 2026, Trump signed an executive order waiving new sanctions on Russia passed by bipartisan majorities in Congress and signed into law just last month. This decision insults America’s commitment to democracy and our brave men and women in uniform, as Russia helps Iran target American forces. I join Republican senators in condemning this unconscionable capitulation to a Russian dictator who illegally invaded Ukraine and butchers innocent civilians. As I have asked for years: What does Putin have on Trump that he would sell out America’s values?
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