"Harry, that guy Seamus, from your class. You'd consider him a friend right?" "He talks about his mother quite a lot, that Seamus. Did I ever tell you that I knew his mother?" "Yes, yes, we were quite good 'friends' in school. But that's not important, back to Seamus." "I'm quite sure Seamus has told you at some point how he's afraid of banshees? And that once upon a time, when he was very young, he heard one?" "Anyway, the point that I'm trying to make is, I'm afraid I might be responsible for that. You see one night when I was very, very drunk, me and her... you know..." "Well let's just say that young Seamus was not hearing a banshee." "Oh there's no lesson in this Harry, but if you want I can give you some tips so you can do the same for that Malfoid girlfriend of yours?" "I believe her mother wanted two full Quidditch teams?"