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Tired of using the same old compliments? Spice it up with a simile!
Instead of:
"I wish I had your skin!"
Try:
"I'm envious of your flesh!"
or
"Gimme dat epidermis!"
In case you didn't already hear, the final Redwall book is coming out next year after almost 16 years. We put together a quick reading order guide if you're looking to catch up before then: bit.ly/4ByCr7q
As we approach the midnight hour, please join me in mourning this grilled cheese sandwich that I ate way too fast
Need something to do today that mixes alcohol with Netflix? I made this list for you.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. #SocialDistancing
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"Time is of the essence" is one of those rare and wonderful phrases you can sprinkle into any situation to make it worse.
Sometimes I forget to "live, laugh, and love", but then I see one of those signs and it all comes flooding back.
People who say "I wish this night would never end!" Have clearly never experienced the gloriousness of daytime.








