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SEO Specialist for IGN. Previously at The Manual and Digital Trends.

Portland, OR
Joined October 2012
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Tired of using the same old compliments? Spice it up with a simile! Instead of: "I wish I had your skin!" Try: "I'm envious of your flesh!" or "Gimme dat epidermis!"
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In case you didn't already hear, the final Redwall book is coming out next year after almost 16 years. We put together a quick reading order guide if you're looking to catch up before then: bit.ly/4ByCr7q
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i drew a comic about a puppet
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I found a sock in my pocket today and immediately put it on. Who am I to deny the will of my dryer?
As we approach the midnight hour, please join me in mourning this grilled cheese sandwich that I ate way too fast
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Found a comic I made back when I thought I was funny
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Running through 2020 like:
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If you don't channel your anger into something positive, you're just passing it to someone else.
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If you use the pain and suffering of others for personal gain, you are not an activist.
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Soup is just lunch cereal
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Day ?? of lockdown: My onion has sprouted and I gave it a face.
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Not being in debt is the new rich.
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If I read a book for 3 hours, does that make me a binge-reader? Should I seek help
"Time is of the essence" is one of those rare and wonderful phrases you can sprinkle into any situation to make it worse.
One of the most important life lessons I've learned is to never overstuff your burrito.
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Sometimes I forget to "live, laugh, and love", but then I see one of those signs and it all comes flooding back.
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People who say "I wish this night would never end!" Have clearly never experienced the gloriousness of daytime.
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If I can take 3 naps in one day, I'll finally reach slumberjack status.
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Procrastination is actually the best, don't let the naysayers get to you.
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