10 days until I can go home.

Yes.

Smokers are the most discriminated against Americans by far, economically, socially, politically. But it’s fine, because we still get to light a cigarette and say, “fuck it.”

Checking out the vibe in Maine.

Headed to Maine today for a few days. It seems to me that if Collins wins then the GOP holds the senate. So, let’s see what the ground has to tell us.

Dear Degenerate Wood Cricket Jew @JessicaTarlov, is this gentleman Islamophobic?

🚨🚨| A Lionel Messi 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓 from his time at Barcelona and a captain's armband signed by the Argentine have been stolen during protests in Paris. 😳🇫🇷

Critics of my call to boycott Elon Musk care more about my checkmark than they do about Ukrainian lives.

His dream, and the dream of millions more, is to eliminate property taxes, which will immediately boost the value of his home, and then take all that new equity out via a reverse mortgage and spend his golden years on a cruise ship - and leave nothing to his kids and grandkids.

During Paris riots, protestors stole a signed Lionel Messi jersey 😭

holy smokes they got knowles to buss down

Seeing Morrissey last night reminded me of his dark kindness. We’re all going to die, we may as well be nice to each other.

Just a good ole, boy… Never meanin no harm…

Here is a copy of the email we received for our upcoming cruise with the information on the Castaway Club Palo benefit. 📧 10/15/2026 Reservation #: Dear Emily, We are excited to have you sailing with us again and want to remind you about an exclusive Castaway Club benefit for eligible Castaway Club Members. Platinum and Pearl Castaway Club Members are invited to enjoy an evening at Palo, Palo Steakhouse or Palo Trattoria. Beginning on October 22, 2026, these restaurants will transition away from the prix-fixe dinner menu to a selection of our Guest's favorite items. With this change, Members and their Guests staying in the same stateroom can continue to use their $55.00 USD per person credit toward a broad range of à la carte dinner menu offerings. This exclusive benefit is limited to dinner only. As a reminder, brunch is not included in this offer. Guests are responsible for beverage charges, gratuities, and any amount exceeding the credit. Additional information about this Castaway Club benefit and others can be found at DisneyCruise.com. Should you wish to check for availability or modify your existing reservation, please visit the "My Reservations" section of the DCL.com site. Modifications to your pre-arranged activities can be made online up to three days prior to your sailing. We hope you enjoy this exclusive benefit as part of your upcoming sailing. Our Crew Members look forward to welcoming you aboard soon. Sincerely, Disney Cruise Line

Decided to head to Maine, next week.

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A shipload of ships. I talked to Disney Cruise Line’s Tracy Wilson about what comes after the Believe, including the next ship class already in design, where Disney could go next, lessons from the Adventure and what it all means for the Magic and Wonder. scottgustin.substack.com/p/a…

To be fair 2/3/&4 night on Disney can be a little rowdy too.. although last cruise we were on 7 Night Destiny there was definitely a under parented teen problem.

Man dies after being attacked by tiger at wildlife park near Doncaster, UK, police say bbc.in/4ARweTI