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jesse lorenz

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Joined May 2011
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Cavan is the league MVP. This team is absolutely average without him tonight.
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This is my son. I adore him. I don’t know if I can raise him be a Phillies fan. 😂
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Adopt the fucking cats!!!
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the eagles are playing like ass bc none of you have adopted my foster cats yet
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please union....just do what it takes and sign a striker before the window closes.
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Imagine if the @PhilaUnion second leading goal scorer wasn’t a teenage center back and was one of the record signing strikers. We’d be so much farther up the table.
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Glad someone can win titles at Subaru park. Maybe one day when the union unfuck themselves and decide to care about really winning they can actually be the team that lifts a trophy in their own stadium.
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I can’t wait for Damiani to not be on this team anymore. Just tired of him wasting chances in the box that strikers finish.
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Like eat the contract and fire every single person that scouted and signed off on the transfer. I’m sure we can get an 14 year old from the academy to score a goal every 18 games and trip over his dick and get up looking befuddled.
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AT4X in the pines today.
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I’m team @Bighugh53
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🤣😂 bots ruin everything. I had the miller lite ball in my cart in under 30 seconds and it sold out as I was hitting pay before 12:01
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Can’t have a single fun thing anymore in this fucking world.
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@FabrizioRomanoMay 7
🚨 Dennis De Kloese leaves Feyenoord after 5 years at the club and signs in as new Monterrey president from July. 🇲🇽
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It’s awesome that the unions vaunted prospect in Cavan has fallen so far, that in a tied game on the road Ale is the first substitution. 🫠
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Today sucks. This doesn’t. 🤘
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Tigres is boat racing cincy off the pitch. The union are so fucking far from this level it’s not funny.
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Taking Cavan off was a complete mistake. the team has lost the spark they had and haven’t been able to threaten America
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Watching this union team right now is so fucking frustrating. To go from a shield winning side, to looking like a team that looks like it’s never played a minute together in a couple months is embarrassing.
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