capricorn. self-proclaimed comedian.

Joined June 2010
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GAGGGG OMFG!!
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new avatar.
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she went in the booth MAD AS FUCK
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dyke girlfriend on the grill 🤝🏾 me inside making drinks & all the sides
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I dated my first older dyke and never looked back fr. This is literally why.
"My hot take is that masculine lesbians can be just as feminine as femme lesbians." It's called being human.
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i was analyzing someone’s behavior and lowkey got to the bottom of my own issues quite literally breaking the fourth wall of psychological projection and turning it into an alchemical process of the self
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“it’s getting weird, but i still need to get this watch”
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back, with updates: I’m in love & following my dreams.
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It should’ve been Tory lanez 💔💔💔
Eric Dane has passed away at the age of 53 following ALS diagnosis.
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Reposting our TikTok popular “Boricua Bunny Bliss” recipe that we were inspired to create for Benito Bowl this past Super Bowl Sunday! So yummy and refreshing✨
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Great drinks. Better vibes. 0 guesswork. 🥂 Now booking, let’s pour something special!
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Don Lemon speaks outside of the courtroom after release: "I have spent my entire life covering the news. I will not stop now ... I will not be silenced."
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YES THATS THE POINT!! YOU ARE SO CLOSE!!’ WE LOVE DYKES AND BULLDAGGERS!!!!!!
"my dyke" yea u def don't respect masc women & tbh u prolly want man @ heart .. ik my gf prolly don't wanna dress feminine for our wedding but if she did it'd HER choice cause it's also HER DAY YALL BE WANTING BULL. DAGGAS. that wanna be boys LEAVE THE STUDS TO THE REAL BITCHES
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been trying to ignore this post… once again i’m seeing yall alienate femmes who only want hypermasculinity and it’s weird bc if a masc said they don’t wanna see a femme in a suit that would be fine and validated. but yall hate when femmes don’t conform to ur weird standards.
I’m not gone hold you…my dyke show up at our wedding with her face beat and a dress we will NOT be going down that aisle
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Yall are booing her and she’s right lol, I be damned.
I’m not gone hold you…my dyke show up at our wedding with her face beat and a dress we will NOT be going down that aisle
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Maybe that’s the old bitch in me, fine. keep me on geriatric lesbian twitter.
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I’m gone be real….. idgaf about nobody being over here illegally 😭😭 you couldn’t pay me to care
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Coming soon! 👀
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My mom said delete the second one off my story. She doesn't get it
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DELROY LINDO NATION UP!!! xitter.cf/pricklyreloaded/status…
2026 #Oscars Nominations – Best Supporting Actor Benicio del Toro, One Battle After Another Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein Delroy Lindo, Sinners Sean Penn, One Battle After Another Stellan Skarsgård, Sentimental Value
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