@joelwerner

Executive Producer, ABC Audio Studios

 Sydney, New South Wales
Joined January 2009
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Joel's not here, man. Find me: joelwerner.bsky.social
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Craig Foster@Craig_FosterJul 7
Belgium just saved football.
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ALM@TheRealALMJun 29
fuck you and your stutter steps lol
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Joey Lynch@joeylynchyJun 14
Four days into the tournament, Asian sides remain undefeated at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. P4 - W2 - D2 -L0 All games against European opposition.
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Replying to @vic200tor
You celebrate like this when you get a CORNER
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Leverkusen have been robbed, man. These guys are being helped to win everything, I swear. Clear daylight robbery.
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Ben Stiller
@BenStillerMar 6
Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
The White House
@WhiteHouseMar 6
JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥
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Today is a good reminder of how Elon Musk absolutely destroyed Twitter’s utility as an information tool.
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Game's gone xitter.cf/Trend591521/status/202…
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Lea
@Lea_EFCFeb 22
Regardless of which team you support, these are the kind of ridiculous fouls that we all want eradicated from our beautiful game. xitter.cf/Trend591521/status/202…
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Mitch Fretton
@mitch_frettonFeb 18
So Bodo/Glimt, the team Spurs beat in the ‘easiest-ever run’ to the UEL final, are currently cruising against Inter Milan having already beaten Man City this season? Who would’ve thought?
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Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷
@xAlexTHFCFeb 10
Not cutting my hair until Tottenham Hotspur win 1 game in a row
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Paulo L. dos Santos
@plbdsJan 25
Replying to @EoinHiggins_
@EoinHiggins_
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷
@xAlexTHFCJan 13
He saw the American Civil War He saw every World War He saw the Rise & fall of Soviet Union He saw the invention of the Telephone He saw the first flight with an airplane He saw the moon landing But after 192 years on this planet He had never seen Arsenal win a European trophy
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Jan 10
The world’s oldest living land animal - the Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan - has recently celebrated his 192nd birthday. He was basically born ~30 years before the US Civil War started.
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The remarkable thing about Test cricket is that it thrives in an attention-starved era that would never invent it. #Ashes
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To be fair to Thomas Frank I’m amazed he actually managed to find a cup with Arsenal’s name on it
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SeanTHFC
@sufferingspursJan 5
My personal opinion, no matter what anyone else thinks. When this man had a fully fit back line he was able to make his attackers, regardless of who they were, play with a fluidity and coherence that our current manager could only dream of. It fell apart because we were playing with any number Gray, Spence, Dragusin or Davies at centre back for 3 months of the season. By which time, the premier league was a hopeless case and all focus turned to Europe. Why some people choose to forget this, I have no idea. He would 100% be doing better with the players we have now. I’d take him back in a heartbeat. Even if it was just til the end of the season
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@InvertTheWingJan 5
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