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Joey

@joeyfullystated

Neurotic Bitch, Twitter Binger https://teapaw.org/t.co/l0ykajRGD0

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Joined January 2013
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Me sending nudes is just pictures of nail lacquers ranging from pale to peach.
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Came home from the store with some Junior Mints. My hubby asked "What? You couldn't find any Senior Mints?" He's saying I'm old.
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I’m on hold with the pharmacy and the music is ... well it’s been Margaritaville and The Joker and Roxanne - Is that the vibe y’all get from CVS?
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This is why a second set of eyes before you send that proof off to a printer is NEVER a bad idea 😂😂😂 – at Pennsylvania, USA
Image from Ron Sullivan (@ChefRonSullivan)
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SoCS – Butter jolenemottern.com/2021/03/06…
SoCS – Butter

SoCS – Butter

When I think of butter, I think of this meme: Being out of butter is a crisis here. We tend to overbuy butter, just in case. If Moo’s going to bake cookies, the butter has to soften. Moo is a…

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Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time! #birds #photo
Image from Maria Carvalho (@ImMCarvalho)
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just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know
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It’s Been Sunny and So I Am jolenemottern.com/2021/02/27…
It’s Been Sunny and So I Am

It’s Been Sunny and So I Am

I woke up kinda late this morning. My hair and I had a rough night because we dreamt of an invasion of tiny but electric-shooting-and-stinging cephalopods (why doesn’t Google know that word?)…

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Vaccinate me harder.
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Mars looks like Nevada which explains a lot.
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Doctor: So what are your symptoms? Me: I feel like I'm wearing a hat. Doctor: You're not. Me: I know. Can you help me?
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"Damn windmills blew my plane to Cancun!" - Ted Cruz
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Midnight in the garden of good grief.
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#Caturday
Image from InfernalWheel (@InfernalWheel)
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In Hell, you enter email addresses & passwords using video game controllers for ever.
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It’s a Whole Thing jolenemottern.com/2021/02/07…
It’s a Whole Thing

It’s a Whole Thing

Years and years ago I picked up on my mother’s complaint that the “perlo” recipe was lost when my grandmother passed. My grandmother apparently made this dish a lot when my mother…

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How to save a life without doing surgery. Wear a nice snug mask. (Photo by my favorite photographer, Arlene Alda)
Image from Alan Alda (@alanalda)
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