@johnbartle

Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those. The @sfgiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate.

 Sacramento, CA
Joined March 2009
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#Sacramento is Native American for “land of never ending freeway repair”.
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“Trust me guys, THIS is the REAL election that will decide if we’re fascist. I pinky promise I won’t say that for the tenth straight election”
Ezydu@ezradulisOct 27
Kathy Griffin on the midterm elections: "This is the big one that decides whether we are fully a fascist country or we are not." "Can any of you guys not sleep because of fascism? Me, too. I'm obsessed with it."
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Watching this and thinking about how the NFL has taunting penalties
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@espn23h
WE GOT A HEAVYWEIGHT TILT IN CAROLINA 💥 Watch Bruins-Canes on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW‼️
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I have yet to meet anyone who was caught between the Moon and New York City.
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6 more days of this, at which point the countdown resets to two more years of this.
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I thought the idea was you formally pledged your personal allegiance to a team when you were retired.
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Former Rays pitchers Zach Eflin, Tyler Glasnow, Pete Fairbanks, and Chris Archer are all in attendance for Game 4!
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This is just weird.
MLB
@MLB22h
Former Rays pitchers Zach Eflin, Tyler Glasnow, Pete Fairbanks, and Chris Archer are all in attendance for Game 4!
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MOAR BASEBALL!!! #WorldSeries
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No Ghost Runner extra innings games are it.
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Poor Zoosha. I hope K-Smog and Batboy are taking this all right. 🤔
New York Post
@nypostOct 26
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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I understand what each of these words mean but the way they've been arranged is incomprehensible.
New York Post
@nypostOct 26
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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@TMZOct 26
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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As an 80s Gen X kid, I'm trying to figure out what the problem is here. ktvu.com/news/florida-mom-ar…

Florida mom arrested for leaving 4 kids home alone during 6-day Las Vegas work trip, deputies say

A Florida mom has been arrested on charges of child neglect after she allegedly left her four children home alone for nearly a week while she flew to Las Vegas for work, according to the Osceola...

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Democrats were in charge until January 2025 and didn't. There is no "there" there. It's just each party out of power suggesting the other party is hiding something that the out of power party will totes release if elected. And then they switch places.
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If/when Dems take over, I want them to push for the release of the Epstein files. I don’t care if it implicates Republicans or Dems or beloved celebs. The truth will set us free.
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Becerra's big solution to California's energy crisis: Two free hours of electricity…in the middle of the WORK DAY!
Xavier Becerra@XavierBecerraOct 26
It’s time for the California Power Hour. ⚡️ As Governor, I’ll launch a first-in-the-nation program giving millions of working families two free hours of electricity every day. Families of four making $82,500 or less will qualify - potentially saving hundreds of dollars a year. Cool your home. Do your laundry. Run your dishwasher. Don’t get charged for it. As Governor, I’ll make California’s energy work for working Californians.
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Two free hours in the middle of the day. When working families aren't home.
Xavier Becerra@XavierBecerraOct 26
It’s time for the California Power Hour. ⚡️ As Governor, I’ll launch a first-in-the-nation program giving millions of working families two free hours of electricity every day. Families of four making $82,500 or less will qualify - potentially saving hundreds of dollars a year. Cool your home. Do your laundry. Run your dishwasher. Don’t get charged for it. As Governor, I’ll make California’s energy work for working Californians.
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RT @JulieBorowski: I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership. Don't believe th…
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I’m so sorry but, the replies are 😘
Cardiff Council@cardiffcouncilOct 25
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Wilmer Flores has entered the chat.
ESPN
@espnOct 25
Swing or no swing? Did Yandy Diaz go around on the final out of Game 2?
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