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59 & thriving | Best-Selling Author | Restaurant Industry Pro | Navigating single life with a dash of humor. Work hard, eat well, laugh often.

St Augustine, FL
Joined February 2011
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I need to teach my facial expression to ignore my inside voice!
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Nothing makes you lose weight like your wedding day. Except your divorce.
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Never confuse “being needed” with “being loved”.
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Every time I get a little obsessed with someone, suddenly it’s ‘why are you parked outside my house at 2am?’ People are so sensitive.
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Taste like freedom!
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I’m at the age where I don’t know if I slept wrong or if this is just how my body works now.
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I’m at the age where if I drop something, I have to seriously evaluate if I really need it before bending down.
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When Trump said he was going to lower the price of eggs, what he meant to say was he was going to lower the stock prices in your nest egg.
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When Trump said he would immediately lower prices, I’m not sure anyone thought he was talking about to stock market.
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By age 25, you should know this‼️
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I've never received so many prayers from atheists.
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It’s a rough day in US, are there any emotional support Canadians available? I could use one!
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✨ Still in Awe! ✨ This past weekend, over 100 amazing people showed up to celebrate the launch of my book. I’m truly humbled and beyond grateful to everyone who came out, supported, and shared in this unforgettable moment with me. #WritingCommunity
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Fellow writers, you know the hustle: reviews make or break a launch. My debut Drafting a Dream is live, and a 5-star review would mean the world. If you’ve been here, you know how crucial this is. Your support is priceless! 💬📚🙏 #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writerslife
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I’m a 60 year old retired white man and I’m overly excited to vote for Vice President Harris!
I am losing hope in white Americans. I fear too many of us will choose supremacy over everything in November. I so hope I’m wrong.
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My wife just told me “I’m Fine”. I’m so screwed right now.
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