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Johnny Jazz Hands

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i put the ayeee in divorcayeeeeee. Shut Your Fucking Face And Listen. cash app: $johnnyhatchback

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Joined October 2010
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It's not climate change, it's just slowly becoming hell.
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Breakfast club on a trump commercial, we are cooked.
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The slowest dumpster fire. #MyXAnniversary
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New proxy war just dropped.
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Rest in peace to a legend.
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharania30 Sep 2024
Basketball Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo has passed away at 58 years old due to brain cancer.
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@AP25 Jul 2024
On July 25, 1972, the notorious Tuskegee syphilis experiment came to light. Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/GvJLs
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Dan Cleary🛸
@DanCleary7924 Jul 2024
Cal Quantrill said “you jacked off in a fucking parking lot you dumb fuck” to Reese McGuire. #RedSox #Rockies That caused the benches to clear.
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave21 Jul 2024
Donald Trump donated $5,000 to re-elect Kamala Harris for California Attorney General in 2011. According to public records, he made an additional donation of $1,000 in 2013.
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Ben Jones@BW_Jones21 Jul 2024
This will be the first Presidential election since 1976 to not have a Biden, Bush, or Clinton on the ticket.
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Linux people today:
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We're almost there, folks.
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When you say something to your crush and they reply, 'thanks friend!'
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden17 Jul 2024
I'm sick
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When you get railed on mushrooms call that a psilosybian.
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Need to check Melania bank account for any recent large withdrawals...
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Oh fuck. RIP.
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@nytimes14 Jul 2024
Breaking News: Shannen Doherty, the actress known for her roles in “Beverly Hills, 90210” and “Charmed,” has died of breast cancer at 53. nyti.ms/3xYPfYN
Shannen Doherty, ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’ Star, Dies at 53 (Published 2024)

Shannen Doherty, ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’ Star, Dies at 53 (Published 2024)

Ms. Doherty, who also had roles in the TV series “Charmed” and the comedy-thriller “Heathers,” had continued to work after a breast cancer diagnosis.

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Abraxsys@Abraxsys14 Jul 2024
Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.
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Trump to Secret Service like...
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mark normand
@marknorm13 Jul 2024
“Now we’ve both been shot in the face” - Stormy Daniels
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All jokes aside, shit is about to get very unsafe, everywhere in this country.
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They just don't make assassins like they used to.
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