John (main) (@johnonmain) | teapawt

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@johnonmainAug 12

You see… I want to exercise twice per day and be a bit of an alcoholic. And also sleep 9 hours per night. This is interfering with having a “job”

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Helena Horton@horton_official22h

Abandoned pints earlier in soho

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Face dox #JohnOnMain

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Fantasy football punishment: reach for a cops handgun

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Worry less. Music more.

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🍷🚬@malachi_constOct 24

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@johnonmainOct 24

Hey bro. I saw you got a message from a groupchat named “high IQ Alpha Male downlow groypers”. Is everything okay?

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turmeric james 🇵🇸@turmericjamesOct 24

Replying to @TsarinaBomba

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@johnonmainOct 24

I keep coming back to read this.

lele@LIBRAL0GYJul 17

very late to the trend but my favorite poem is a prose poem by anne carson

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@johnonmainOct 24

Texting people a pdf. Like sending a modern letter. Could be a move ?

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@johnonmainOct 24

Texting my new gf like “can u b nice to me ?”

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@johnonmainOct 24

Are twitter drafts discoverable evidence in the court of law ?? @grok

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@johnonmainOct 24

The sexual dimorphism on display in the Slavic nations is remarkable

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@johnonmainOct 23

This is how I follow the Ray Peat diet

@dash_eats15 Jul 2023

People approach me, they thank me for saving their lives, they tell me they’ll never eat another seed oil etc I eat at Dunkin Donuts primarily the truth is it doesn’t matter what you eat as long as you’re mostly fasting for spiritual purposes 🙏🏻

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@johnonmainOct 23

booking europe flights day of. like a much less cool analyst #3

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@johnonmainOct 22

Thats not even where it is

@theiaincameronOct 22

The true overall length of the Hawaiian archipelago is extremely surprising.

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@johnonmainOct 22

Replies to this are a reminder of what iOS looked like in 2013 omg

@nathanfielder29 May 2013

Experiment: text the person ur dating "I haven't been fully honest with you" then dont reply to them for 1 hr (& tweet pic of thr response)

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@johnonmainOct 22

even James Joyce knew what it was like to read back your sexts in the morning

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@johnonmainOct 22

I know I’m the guy with a Bob Dylan pfp so I’m supposed to say this, but every time I listen to the songwriting on Blood on the Tracks I’m blown away

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@johnonmainOct 22

its just nuts how well written some of the deeper cuts are..

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