@jon_vanhalem

lets go mets BABY

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined October 2011
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enough watching celebrities day drink with seth meyers. i want to watch them do ecstasy with terry gross
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mad men writer: but who will we get to play this off-putting nine year old? matthew weiner: i know the perfect kid for the role
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(me when i notice a party has started thinning out) man, it's like hbo's the leftovers in here
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what is an opinion about jonathan van halem that will have you like this?
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mrs. met is the kind of woman that billy joel writes songs about
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i am breaking my twitter silence to announce that i am hosting hot gossip at the bell house. included in admission one (1) free kissing lesson with... yours truly
The Bell House@BellHouseNY25 Mar 2025
JUST ANNOUNCED! Hot Gossip Comedy with @jon_vanhalem on Sunday, April 27th! Jonathan van Halem (@ClickHole) pauses his perpetual gab sesh to host an evening of stand-up comedy! Featuring Cat Cohen, @jaboukie, @hotelartthief & More! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/mry9h6kt
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(me if i was in wicked) you’re cool. don’t come to shiz tomorrow
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chandler and i did what everyone else in brooklyn comedy was afraid to do: speak truth to power to presidential historians
Chandler Dean@chandlerjdean18 Oct 2024
Ignore the pundits. Ignore the models. Ignore the vibes. @jon_vanhalem and I have solved the election and shared our findings with @mcsweeneys. mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-…
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Chandler Dean@chandlerjdean18 Oct 2024
Ignore the pundits. Ignore the models. Ignore the vibes. @jon_vanhalem and I have solved the election and shared our findings with @mcsweeneys. mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-…
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i did a blind taste test
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amc a-list is a total scam, two good movies don't come out every month
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here are all the movies i saw during my 22 months on the A List. some doubles bc i saw it twice, but most bc i didn’t make the first screening so i just booked again for a later date
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hitler reacts to straight guys at chappell roan
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if you live in brooklyn and thought this was funny i have a live show this saturday at @littlefieldnyc. $5 with the code SECRET littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wf…

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folks, hot gossip comedy is back and better than ever. this month's line up features, @JudahWorldChamp, @depthsofwiki, @K_A_N_D_E_L, Jo Sunday, and more. discount code in the description. all at @littlefieldnyc on saturday, june 8th 😎
$5 off with code SECRET https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=903404435987

ALT $5 off with code SECRET https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=903404435987

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Jonathan van Halem retweeted
Union Hall@UnionHallNY6 Mar 2024
JUST ANNOUNCED! 𝐻𝑜𝓉 𝒢𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓅 with @jon_vanhalem this Friday, March 8th! Jonathan van Halem (Clickhole) pauses his perpetual gab sesh to host an evening of stand-up comedy featuring @dopequeenpheebs, @kylegordon101 + MORE TBA! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/4d5frbu3
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Union Hall@UnionHallNY6 Mar 2024
JUST ANNOUNCED! 𝐻𝑜𝓉 𝒢𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓅 with @jon_vanhalem this Friday, March 8th! Jonathan van Halem (Clickhole) pauses his perpetual gab sesh to host an evening of stand-up comedy featuring @dopequeenpheebs, @kylegordon101 + MORE TBA! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/4d5frbu3
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in 22 days… the world changes forever
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snag a ticket… if you have the guts littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wf…

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