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When you accepted an interdisciplinary appointment, you did understand you had to fully satisfy the disciplinary expectations of each discipline involved, yes?
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When I was Chair, I had to review the student evaluations for undergrad courses taught by PhD candidates. Some of the students’ comments were so offensive, I began telling Instructors not to read their evaluations. No employer gets to require you to read anonymous insults.
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Just because we won’t tell you how much money you’ll have or how many faculty lines you’ll have doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to plan for the future. Just make sure not to go over budget and cover all your department’s instructions needs.
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Remember that kid you gave a “C” to in your state politics course? He is now in the state legislature and is about to end tenure.
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Our new faculty recruitment strategy is to recruit liberal faculty from red states who are OK with taking a pay cut in terms of real disposable income and willing to pay more in taxes to escape their red state oppression.
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Just because the policy isn’t written down anywhere doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist!
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Please remember as an academic, your job is to ruin the Super Bowl - and the commercials - for the rest of America. Please over analyze everything.
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We sent an easy follow 23-step guide for completing your annual review on our new faculty engagement software system. My assistant completed mine in no time at all!
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We tried to sell faculty personal data to advertisers but when they realized our salaries were so low, they were no longer interested
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We know you retired in 2021. That is no excuse for failing to complete your online training!
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We know you stepped down as chair in 2019. We still need you to approve travel requests and IRB submissions. No one can figure out how to change the approval routing.
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😂😂😂😂 so good — someone updated Andrew Tate’s Wikipedia page kickboxing record to show his L to @GretaThunberg in the “Twitter Streets”
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Joe Biden didn’t even ATTEMPT to save Florida from Hurricane Ian by drawing a new path with a Sharpie.
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btw we have a quiet car 🤐
Replying to @SouthwestAir
We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.
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Wait! What? An accredited assistance dog who’s job is to support is not allowed on the field?
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September 9, 2017: Louisiana Tech loses 87 yards on a play against Mississippi State, giving them 3rd & Goal from their own 7.
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Sun Belt’s Old Dominion beats Virginia Tech on the same night CUSA’s Charlotte loses by 17 at home to William & Mary.
But just look at those #tvmarkets! – at Bayou La Batre, AL














