Jonathan Master (@jonathanmaster) profile picture
New York City
Joined March 2009
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I feel like we're all owed several years of boring. Just aggressively, unapologetically boring years.
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A decade of this MAGA shit, I’m tired. Let’s wrap this shit up.
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Trump: Vote like I’m on the ballot. America: Hold my beer.
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In retrospect... maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea
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Watching the resounding rebuke of Trump and MAGA tonight is a beautiful fucking thing.
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Welp...the pressure is off for the Knicks. No need to worry about going undefeated. Now they can just play ball.
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Spurs getting enough help from the fucking officials?
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I wish Marv Albert was calling this game/series. Knicks winning a title with Marv as the soundtrack would be poetry
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9-3 Crawford. Not even close. He toyed with Canelo. The 3 might be generous
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Happy birthday @illmindPRODUCER love you, despite the lack of proper use of cowbell
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If you knew this to be true, why would you bring your child around him?
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Anyone else remember all those drones around New Jersey?
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BREAKING Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, was accidentally included in a Signal group chat with top Trump administration officials, where top-secret war plans related to Yemen were shared. Full Story: bit.ly/4c4hqW2
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The most embarrassed I have ever been to be American
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Jonathan Master retweeted
Zelenskyy called JD Vance a "Bitch" in Ukrainian (Cука) (via @Kaizerrev)
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After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.
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This is absolutely insane. The US is really fucked up.
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Just fucking embarrassing. US is in shambles.
This is utterly repulsive! Trump and Vance just tried to humiliate Zelensky live on American TV, smugly demanding gratitude while openly mocking him like playground bullies counting favors. My respect for Zelenskyβ€”and my embarrassment as an Americanβ€”just surged off the charts. I’m beyond disgusted!”
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