♠Jon♠

@thegolfclubgame what time in the UK will the game be on xbox one? Was gonna stay up till midnight to download the game

@ChrisReckless I'm your biggest fan. Can I get a retweet from the uk?! Your a legend over here

@Gonth1993 you should do a squad builder of celebrity look alikes

Then the next level starts woo hoo!!!

Sometimes when I play computer games the screen goes dark and I see my reflection and wonder what I'm doing with my life......

@Eksman_mc I'm having major rave withdrawal symptoms after west fest!! CAN YOU HELP ME?

A slug is a snail that sold his home for drug money

@HibberdCraig I feel bad now buddy #supersadtimes

If I was the queen I wouldn't have a jubilee, I'd have a rave!!

Just got a shiny new iPhone 4s!!! Woop woop

My boss just fell over and landed on me ha ha never laughed so hard in my life!!!!!

I'm flamboozeld on tequila!! Oh my gosh!! Dangerous powwow

Why is it that when I drink a can of monster my piss glows in the dark?

@lunarfuckingc I went round your nan's house to mow her lawns and bleed her radiators..... Laughed so hard when you said that ha ha

Who says men can't multi task? I can play angry birds and piss all over the floor at the same time!!!

Just found a place in the Scottish isles called twatt. It made my day : )

Shaved my armpits once and deodorant stung so bad

Finish work now boisht!!!!!!

Mr lubba lubba

Oh Carolina. Oh Carolina jumpin prawns giljufy jump and prawns