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talented gambler. my tweets are my opinion.

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Joined July 2020
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You know that your agents are programming Rust when your 2TB drive runs out free space.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
“AI benefits attackers more” is completely false. Use it for detection, triage, response, validation, shipping patches, threat modeling, writing rules, searching your SIEM, scanning logs, in addition to everything attackers use it for. I think it benefits defenders more!
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
Cybersecurity keeps everyday life everyday.

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they said we were long $ROPE
BREAKING: US semiconductor stocks rise sharply in premarket trade as investors buy the dip following the post-election selloff: 1. SanDisk, $SNDK: +12% 2. Marvell Technology, $MRVL: +10% 3. Micron, $MU: +9% 4. AMD, $AMD: +8% 5. Arm Holdings, $ARM: +7% 6. Intel, $INTC: +6% 7. Super Micro Computer, $SMCI: +6% 8. Nvidia, $NVDA: +5% 9. Broadcom, $AVGO: +5% 10. Qualcomm, $QCOM: +3% Chip stocks have now recovered +$500 billion in market cap today.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
Formal proofs of tens of millions of lines of code are not a ridiculous thing anymore and within the realm of what should be considered when designing new systems.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
Every org is different so generic advice is hard, but if you’re at a midsize company and you’re struggling with patching you really should be thinking about how you can reduce the amount of software you have exposed and simplify your tech stack.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
Should have just bought the damn car
Sometime last year, I was going to buy a really high-end car to “reward” myself for a really good year. Agreed price with the seller and just when I sent the instruction to the bank to make the transfer, I looked at that instruction one more time and asked myself if I really needed a car. Ended up deploying that money back into the financial market and it’s up 62% ish since then. So please listen to the man. Invest and keep investing like your life depends on it. Not saying you shouldnt flex but making your money work for you should always come first.
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Photo dump of some of the autumn colours in Tollymore Forest Park of pics I didn't think deserved their own individual posts.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
I can confidently say that humans were not very good at writing secure infrastructure. The endstate will be hypersecure infrastructure and software for all, but we're going to go through some turbulence before we reach that.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
The tech sellers are exhausted. The sellers:
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Jensen Huang (CEO of Nvidia) has done more to make the typical American better off than Bernie Sanders ever has.
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I CANT BREATHE. I HATE YOU DONALD TRUMP I HATE YOU REPUBLICANS I HATE YOY I HATE YOU I HATE YOUY $116K. MY LIFE SAVINGS GONE. IM SHAKINF THIS IS NOT REAL THEY MUST HAVE STOLEN IT. EVERYONE ON X SAID IT WOULD BE A RED WAVE THE DEMOCRANTS MUWT HAVE PAID OFF ILLEGALS TO VOTE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
*SOUTH KOREA TABLES IDEA OF NATIONAL HOLIDAY TOMORROW TO AVOID KOSPI TRADING
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Much respect to him for stepping down
BREAKING: 🇵🇾 Paraguay’s president Santiago Peña announced his resignation following the collapse of Ueno Bank Vice President Pedro Alliana is set to take over. The central bank abruptly seized and closed Ueno Bank over a severe solvency crisis. The lender held accounts for roughly 3 million customers, nearly half of Paraguay’s population, and $850 million in public deposits, freezing the savings and pension funds of millions.
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
Vibecoding exclusively Windows-native applications now we don't need a Chromium condom for our ideas
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cooper 🇮🇪 retweeted
this extreme pendulum swinging that started circa 2020 has gotten to the point now where there is a small part of my mind that feels a little bit like this extreme swing to the left is gonna produce hitler 2 when it swings back to the right
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Democrat lawmaker calls to ban artificial superintelligence on day one of controlling the US House and Senate.
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banning superintelligence is like banning wormholes
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Nasdaqistan is 2 weeks away from developing nuclear weapons
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JUST IN: explosions heard in the city center of Nasdaqistan
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