@jonselig

1/2 stand-up, 1/2 salesguy, all parental disappointment. I help sellers keep their day jobs. SKOmedy! I suck at twitter, so: https://xitter.cf/t.co/v01yKhwCSH

 Montréal, Québec
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Joined November 2019
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"They think it's easy to do 10 or 15 minutes (of stand-up) about your boring company. I don't know anyone here, I don't know how it works". Hey @DavidSpade: outsource me to write you some jokes they'll appreciate. I'll make you shine like the cubic zirconia that you are.
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"I don't often reply unless I can tell the email is full-send custom, followed by quick punchy content." - CRO (co valued @ $800m) This quote was left in my comments. The part to focus on... "I can tell the email is full-send custom" This is your buyer's mental spam filter.
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A #growthhack, y'all. I do live to give.
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Loads of SDRs used tp engage with my #linkedin content. Since the algo change, only fellow middle-agers do, reach has plummeted, while useless posts (selfies, motivation) crush. Middle-aged connections say they're experiencing the same. Does Linkedin's algo have an age-bias?
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Anyone else’s LinkedIn app not working up to snuff? My messages hang after they’re sent, names of people who liked my post are displayed vertically, and it crashes a lot. Help!
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LinkedIn’s down. This is my methadone.
This is probably the most anyone’s ever spent to stage a dad joke.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk26 Oct 2022
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!
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Anyone else having trouble accessing Linkedin or has an entire platform finally taken action against my jokes?
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Reveal yourself!!! linkedin.com/pulse/my-new-lo… via @LinkedIn

My New Logo Reveal:

In stand-up, the "reveal" is the part of the punchline that surprises the audience. When showcasing your new brand logo in a Linkedin article, the reveal happens before the set-up.

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A jokewriting tip for salespeople. Together, let's take a boring adjective and find ways to make it pop. linkedin.com/pulse/collabora…

Collaboration to Creativity

People on Linkedin often ask me how they can write a joke. I reply "For 97% of your annual income, I'll teach you".

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The only thing colder than your outreach... ...is the shoulder your prospects give it. Which is why I've created a fast, simple, affordable self-paced course for anyone doeing cold outreach. Link threaded in tweet below. #coldcalling #prospecting #salesdevelopment
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be funny, make money. LIVE! TODAY! lu.ma/salesfeedlive

Sales Feed Live: Monthly Sales Meetup · Zoom · Luma

Using Creativity and Humor in Sales to Win More Business Get ready to learn and laugh with your peers! Join us Tuesday, September 6th at 4pm ET for our…

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Listen, I'll be at SaaStr, where you can book me for a braindate where I help you write a joke - that gets prospects' attention. Help me, help you. @SaaStrAnnual saastrannual.braindate.com/t… #braindate #SaastrAnnual
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Referrals are a simple way to generate pipeline. SO...who can intro me to their CRO?
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You said or wrote something funny to a prospect which was relevant - but their reception can also become their perception (should I trademark that?). bit.ly/3PwvYkp #Sales #sellingcontent
Enjoy the leap I make from my new vinyl addiction to a sales learning. linkedin.com/pulse/what-do-m… #salestraining #salesenablement #salestips

What do music and your prospects have in common?

It sucks to be sold to - unless you’re buying music. “Jon, you BUY music??? How does that work? You pay for downloads? Why don’t you subscribe to Spotify?”.

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What are the most boring categories/types of companies within tech? What sort of tech would you NOT want to sell because you couldn't see yourself having discussions with prospects about the subject matter. #sales #selling
Marine Biologist. Architect. Sales Trainer. linkedin.com/pulse/marine-bi… via @LinkedIn

Marine Biologist. Architect. Sales Trainer.

"What can I make my buyer laugh about? I don't know them or what they find funny." Consider every salesperson's favourite comedian: SalesForce CEO Marc Benioff.

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My cellular provider is down today, but have a different supplier for internet. I haven't been this confined to my home since March 2020. #rogersoutage #rogersdown
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