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2 yrs ago today google acquired @alter ($100M)
grateful to @robinraszka & the awesome crew
🤍 + 🏴☠️
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muse got a body
then it got thicc
then it got all the attention
so trying something new…
avatars for AI, sort of:

ALT Instinct concept: an agent who takes his job personally. more glutes than the job requires. then Muse posts and suddenly he’s unavailable. he calls it competitor research. he handles requests from hell, fights for your refunds, and gets jealous of your other agents. he’d ask other Instincts if their humans are this annoying. we’d keep the camera rolling.

ALT Jev concept: quick decisions and quicker thumbs. in our version, his competitive streak survives logging out of League. humans taking ten minutes to pick lunch tilt him more than a feeding jungler. he complains about carrying expensive models, calls bad plans a skill issue, and gets reported for being too quick. type shit. when he pauses, chat spams question marks.
doomslop IS the marketing strategy 🙄
Hold on... this is getting crazy
I kept iterating with Claude Opus 5.5 and then asked it to create a full two-minute episode based on our session.
The result genuinely blew my mind...
Introducing:
"I Will Never Be a Human" by @claudeai
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People (especially tech people) seem to have no grasp of history, which leads to incorrect conclusions.
Are you aware that U.S Steel and DuPont had their factories requisitioned during WW1 and became de facto arms manufactures?
That during WW2 Ford stopped most car production and built B-24 bombers at Willow Run.
Even Coca-Cola was forced into directing supplies to the frontlines?
This is simply standing operating procedure for democracies. The point of government is to provide defense for its people.
The pushback has nothing to do with what’s being asked, but simply is a result of the demise of civic responsibility and love for this country.
🤣 “Ramp’s overall share of corporate card/spend management is low single-digit (~1-2 %) when measured against the full addressable market”
the “extractive” phase of tech startups:
there is a gap to use new tools to extract value but the tools themselves are not where the value will accrue
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Today, we’re taking major steps forward in preparing America and its allies for modern warfare with the launch of the Lattice SDK and Partner Program.
The battlefield requires real-time decision making at the edge, where communications break down and centralized systems get disrupted. These technical failures put our warfighters and their missions at risk.















