@joolsd

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Joined February 2008
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very funny to have a TV Famous person outshine an Internet Famous person like a thermonuclear bomb, and then for a random person to do the same
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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accidentally posting a nude would have been less embarrassing
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hmmm... maybe they shouldn't expropriate the apartments
pfaurenć@pfaurencOct 20
Wir Berliner zahlen also die Rente der Schweden
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sounds like a tweet from a democrat in 1892 or something
Chris McNutt 🇺🇸
@McNutt2AOct 20
Texas will turn into Paris, France, if you and your family do not vote Republican.
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alex lei@alexL_E_IOct 20
there’s no way around people being annoying on the internet, but also they’re not as much to blame as the way that marketing is more and more actively being built around and to encourage people being annoying on the internet — it’s something pushed from the top down to make money
alex lei@alexL_E_IOct 20
new column, on becoming completely uninterested in the moviegoing zeitgeist splicetoday.com/moving-pictu…

Stifling Zeitgeist

The promotional-discourse cycle around popular films like You Can See Everything drains all desire to talk about them, let alone see them.

splicetoday.com
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they are too busy being bankrupted by home insurance premiums
Honky Trader@Trader19731Oct 18
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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David Adler
@davidrkadlerOct 19
Bolsonaristas are literally marching through São Paulo with an inflatable missile that reads “TRUMP NUKE BRASIL” 🤯
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Basically no one is talking about the fact that Nathan Fielder intentionally deceives people into believing that a series of still images projected in quick succession is actually a “moving picture”
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i am being negatively polarised against you can see everything
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has the smell of a thing all the americans you follow breathlessly post about for a few weeks and then it's at best... fine
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It’s easy: I reject diversity (northern and midlands language enforced upon my, a Londoner, by our national media)
Charlie Morris@CharlieM2024Oct 19
who the hell hates picky bits?? why are we such a miserable country. this stuff is gonna make me have a menty b
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katie@navic_ularOct 16
I’m of the opinion we should let americans find out for themselves if they can die via paracetamol OD, empirically
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The past is a foreign country. Remember this period vaguely: my dad took me to the famous May Day 2000 demo (the one with the Churchill mohawk) when I was seven, and later all the free festivals Ken put on as mayor. Reading about ESF in London couldn’t seem more distant, though.
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Ogdens' Nut Gone Woke
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i think Vice probably was the film that pissed off iñárritu much more than Don't Look Up
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"ive got cancer of the ass" actually is funny, sorry
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they... aren't saying the same thing at all
Jonah Weiner@jonahweinerOct 11
Alfonso Cuarón said more in a couple frames of Children of Men — Picasso’s Guernica backdropping the luxury apartment — about the same idea Iñárritu spent 2 1/2 interminable hours circling in Digger
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not even close? I have to wonder if people were just on their phones or something
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Everybody involved in the decision to give Gromit a voice should be executed live on national television and the day in question should be a public holiday.
Metro@MetroUKOct 9
Gromit finally getting a voice after 37 years with famous actor landing role trib.al/CpAQ21I

Gromit finally getting a voice after 37 years with famous actor landing role

metro.co.uk
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now Tane I can get into
Nikita Bier
@nikitabierOct 8
Hello computer. Decompile and distill Grand Theft Auto. Make the game set in my hometown -- use Google Earth to reconstruct it in pixel-perfect detail. Make the character me and have my spawn point be in the mansion I always look at on Zillow. Review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams. Make it playable online so my friends can join. When you're done, sell all my video games on Ebay and use that money to fund tokens for my next game.
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