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katie

@joolswhore

30 something lesbian here to yell about women and assorted shenanigans

Joined April 2018
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do you guys think julie andrews is having a good day?
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entirely unrelated, like i didn’t even watch the video past the first 2 seconds because… the sweatshirt??? hello?? phenomenal. five stars.
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Woman sells mannequins full time
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thinking about how president crush looked at me over her reading glasses while working on her macbook at her office desk after the VP of accounting complimented my outfit (which was heinous for my standards, and i said as much) and she said “katie always looks put together”
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migraine went from a 2/10 to a 7/10 real fast and i have dumped a McDonald’s iced coffee, medium Diet Coke, two hashbrowns, and two excedrin in me in the hopes of defeating it but all that’s happened is now i’m shaking so bad i can’t type at work
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on my period and ao3 down got me writing mirandy fic on my phone based on the song “los ageless” by st. vincent. like damn…….we’re down bad huh bitch
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this is what happens when your gay older boss has been out of the office since you came back from vacation and all you got was a shockingly very tender “i hope your day gets better” over the phone from her despite being on speaker with one of her sales guy in the car with her
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i should be able to fight someone at my job with a much higher salary than me whenever they ask me how to do something that is their job
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i nearly blacked out when the head of accounting asked me how to do something and i pulled out the SOP that SHE GAVE ME and started reading from it and she said “oh wait, you have an SOP? omg that’s great!”
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hey so i’m kinda late to this but can we circle back to all the random side characters from mary poppins that run disney decided to put out at the last race? like, i will never say no to mary poppins representation (unless it’s…you know…) but what a left field choice to make??
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i had no idea the theme of the wine and dine half marathon was mary poppins until the race happened (crazy, you’d think my algo would’ve got my ass with that the second it was announced) and i started seeing all the “new” characters you could meet along the course. which i love!!
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but still what a strange choice. i mean, the 60th anniversary of the film was august of 2024 and disney did absolutely fuckall for it. just really funny to me after 62 years they went hey you know what? let’s add the bird woman to the run disney lineup. they’ll love that! (i did)
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in honor of kansas going blue should i watch the hamilton musical for the first time?
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what is adam hamilton going to do about the fact that i only got one hour of sleep last night?
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TO THE STARS THROUGH DIFFICULTIES BITCH!!!!!!!
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okay goodnight everyone, proud of you all
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BLUE KANSAS!!! KANSAS HAS A DEMOCRATIC SENATOR!!
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i need them to call kansas so i can go to sleep
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please……i am so exhausted my bedtime was 2 hours ago…….i need an official call
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kansas…….come on baby…….
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really leaning into the self-harm tonight by actively watching the election results live
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they hired a new accounting clerk while i was out!!! she’s already doing invoicing and is taking my other tasks tomorrow!! i can go back to my normal schedule and workload!!
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