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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a dj

Joined April 2020
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me + my 3 favorite pokemon :D
me + my 3 fave Pokémon
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One thing I know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder
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letting people know on main that i am a huge pussyless loser yes god
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pokimane is 100% right and i hope she never lets this go. if i saw in real time that the people who i thought were closest to me held a completely different weight and gravity to something so deeply traumatic to me, i would never feel safe around those people again.
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changed the entire trajectory of my life like i'm dead serious
lana del rey – venice bitch (2019)
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Jared and Netanyahu are sharing a bank account and the media won’t even touch the story . This is beyond party affiliation, this is national security 🤷🏽‍♂️
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this is the third time i have forgotten my car at work and walked home instead. it's been there since sunday 😵‍💫
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i keep those meter maids in business let me tell you
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feelin like miss medium beat today 😔
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melatonin is the greatest advancement in homosexual walking music since womanizer
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there are real actual atrocities and perpetuators of these issues influencing our world, mobilize and act on that! stop scratching at the things around you just because the big bad feels untouchable. this is why nothing changes, why revolution isn't coming.
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time will vindicate madison beer i'm certain of it
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My theory is that this is a trap for bachelorette parties, strategically luring them away from actually gay bars. In the end, they will be vindicated as heroes.
this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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Decided to add a sound effect cuz why not
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tiffany day is cool i think you're all just bullies tbh
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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Oh wow Pikachu/Gengar/Charizard colored headphones you shouldn’t have!
New Beats x Pokemon Collaboration Coming Soon! We'll post the official reveal and any new drops. #Pokemon
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this kelly clarkson v small business drama is so funny bc with both statements the company has displayed the exact attitude that she complained about. completely unprofessional and obsessed with proving her wrong for literally no gain whatsoever
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who are all you people 😭
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i didn't realize mistr has money like that omg
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