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Trademark attorney. Coffee drinker. RIP https://teapaw.org/t.co/nffsVgi3fb (1998-2012). Ignore the noise.

Virginia, USA
Joined December 2008
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Man who knows things in DC @mattyglesias - how is there still a surface lot at 9th and I?
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Can we self-relegate to the CAA?
Is there a Power 4 football program worse than Maryland right now? The job opening won’t be coveted.
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Watching Maryland football when I could be taking a nap. Questionable choice.
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This record is stunning. Huge Rainer Maria vibes, and I'm all for it.
Hew's fantastic debut album 'Your Version' is streaming everywhere now! The video for the title track is also out now. Vinyl should be in house and shipping out by the end of the month! te.lsnto.me/your-version
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A rare RadioShack spotted in the wild (Skagway, AK)
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Ooooof.
Disaster. Bryce Eldridge, the Fairfax kid, hits a walk-off grand slam off Mitchell Parker. The Nationals, who led 9-1 in the 8th, lose 11-10 in the 9th.
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Release of the Day: A STATIC LULLABY - "...And Don't Forget to Breathe (Live)" (Smartpunk). 23 years after its initial release on Ferret, ASL reemerge with a live rerecording of its post-hardcore/screamo genre setter. It's a scrappier sound all these years later, but still played with the kind of gusto that turned heads in the first place. "Throw me a raven. Spoon out my heart." Indeed. open.spotify.com/album/1cdDI…
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Johnny Holiday
Name a sportscaster who inspires you 🎙️
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The @washingtonpost might as well get delivered on a postcard. A travesty for culture, for the bearings of existence that bind humans together.
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If there was ever a time for @baltimorebanner to find its footing in DC sports, it's now.
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I'd be content with a Pop-Tarts Bowl victory - a Maryland fan.
INDIANA IS GOING TO WIN ITS FIRST FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
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Huge turnout for the Revolution Rivalry. Go Mason!
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Just another normal commute w/ a guy running across the Beltway.
POLICE CHASE ENDS WITH PIT MANEUVER AND BAILOUT ON I-495: Fairfax County Police were in pursuit of a black Jeep Renegade with a male suspect wanted for ABDUCTION. Driver is in custody near Innerloop I-495/Huntington Ave; suspect on the loose after running ACROSS the Beltway. 🚨
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Things that make IP lawyers cringe - college football teams playing in significant bowl games and not wearing uniforms that prominently feature their iconic colors.
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Release of the Day: EXCIDE - "Bastard Hymns" (Sharptone) - I've been waiting for this one. EXCIDE take their heavy post-hardcore a step forward. There's still bits of SNAPCASE, CAVE IN, QUICKSAND in their DNA, but the composite now rises on its own. No filler, plenty of groove. open.spotify.com/album/7MArk…
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Bring back the mozzarella sticks to EBA and I will contribute more to revenue. Go Patriots!
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Back at it for another season of GMU hoops... now it's time to learn the roster.
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