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he/him/his. weird historian/musician/philosopher/writer. talk to me abt the bolton strid.

Joined August 2021
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every time i go to church i’m like wow those mountain goats songs make so much more sense
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if your car has any form of touch screen dashboard interface your opinion is instantly invalid to me
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NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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she monty on my python till i silly walk
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she monty on my python till i
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There’s a new deadly duo in town— Fleet Street is honored to welcome Aaron Tveit as Sweeney Todd and Sutton Foster as Mrs. Lovett beginning February 9. #AttendTheTale
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walter white voice jesse. jesse i need endgame jarchie
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you ever think about how 2/3 of rock paper scissors is so violent and destructive and then paper’s attack is just glorified peekaboo
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call me alison bechdel the way i’m changing my major
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this is how i feel asking people to hang out
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nice deescalation skills loser, where’d you get them? the police academy?
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falsettos ran so next to normal could saunter gingerly
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you want me to get more vitamin d?? the thing that killed icarus??
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i have made sure to only have one R in my initials, lest i become a prolific fantasy writer
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it is midday thunderstorming so it is my legal right to get snug as a bug in a rug and take a nap with my cats
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that motherfucker is NOT REAL!!!!
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two roads diverged in a yellow wood and i took the less traveled, causing me to get eaten by a fucking grizzly bear
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they really called this the mid evil era
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underrated combo
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downtown orlando is wild. cut off a gay guy on orange ave and he didn’t even flip me off he stuck his hand out the window and wagged his finger at me
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