An Amazonian piranha bit off a piece of my thumb and ate it. What's left of me struggles on in rural North Carolina, writing stories.

Joined November 2011
So stoked that our short, ABDUCTED, is now streaming free on the @WatchDust SciFi platform.
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One of the best renditions of poetry ever recorded. Actor Michael Sheen delivers a powerful performance of Dylan Thomas’s 1951 poem, "Do not go gentle into that good night.”
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Both these gentlemen are pro enough to take their licks with a congenial smile, but THIS is why you don't publicly excrete on other people's work.
Is there a German word that means mortified and flattered at the same time? That is how I'm feeling right now
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Brilliant…yet devastating
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My script made quarterfinalist in the Pennsylvania International Screenplay Contest. Should I quit my job now, or wait to see if I make the semis? For context, I'm the regional manager for a small (but excellent) paper company and I just bought a new condo.
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If anybody's got an extra $100K kickin' around for a single location, 3-actor comedy/drama about identity, purpose, and shitty fathers... I'm currently developing THE BALANCE as my feature directorial debut. #ScreenPit
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josh barkey retweeted
The Norwegian Consumer Council made a video about enshittification and got 2.5M views and 168K likes on IG. (If the style feels familiar, it was created by NewsLab, the same advertising agency that made the brilliant Visit Oslo video from a few years back.)
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Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.” This could have gone very wrong. Then the lead singer opens his mouth. The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect. Turn the sound on for this one.
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Self portrait overlaid with the posters of (I think) every movie I've ever watched (all 2,614 of them, as of last night). Special thanks to @Letterboxd for the posters, and to ai for minding its dang business so I could have fun with my bad photoshop skills. #FilmFans
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I bet you could make a lot of money by inventing an app that could once and for all completely delete McAfee from a computer.
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Hard to believe that Wendell Berry's gone. Anyway, here's a poem I wrote about the time he hosted me and my now-wife in his kitchen: joshbarkey.com/2019/11/an-en… #WendellBerry
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You're gonna wanna catch this one.
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PRO TIP: Everyone who's ever had a meeting to discuss story notes in person needs to practice looking at themselves in the mirror and saying "Huh, that's interesting. I hadn't thought about that. Let's give it a try" with a straight face. It's easy if you can completely dissociate from your body. If you find that challenging you can try snapping a binder clip on your finger over and over until you can do it without showing any outward signs you're in pain. That's how William Goldman did it (probably)
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WRITERS!! Please RT! If you have placed in a well known competition over the past year, please DM us. We'd like to give you a discount to enter Finish Line as we enter our Latecomers Submissions! Thank you!! Looking forward to reading all the stories!
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The Highwaymen Knew What's Up - 1991
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Trailer for my new one, COME WITH ME - check it out Sept. 4th! #comewithme
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One great way to network in Hollywood is to find out the birthdays and home addresses of people and send them random gifts. So, anyway... it's my birthday. #protip #screenwriting
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This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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I know people say art-making is hard work that demands EVERYTHING you've got, but what if I told you there was a way to do it that was super easy and all it would cost you is your soul, the environment, joy, hope, peace, and community?
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