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Joined August 2011
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I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!!!!!!! I THREW AWAY MY RETAINERS IN THE TRASH AT WORK 6 HOURS AGO!!!!! I HAVE HAD THEM FOR 11 YEARS!!! MY TEETH WILL SEPERATE AGAIN LIKE THIS
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They have little Timothee WORKING this press release 😮‍💨
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Why is no one talking about how horrible the Spotify Wrapped design is???
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PSA going into holiday card season! Your last name pluralized doesn’t need an apostrophe!!!!!
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Jordynn Dinsmore retweeted
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Today and every day, let’s remember the importance of giving back and showing our gratitude to those who have given us so much.
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He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.
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Today not only did I vote for access to health care, for reproductive freedom, for equal rights, for safe schools, and for a fair economy, but also for SANITY and HUMAN DECENCY. Please remember that whoever you are and wherever you live, your voice matters. Your VOTE matters. I know we don't agree on everything, and that is the beauty of this country, but GOOD LORD aren't you tired of this negativity towards each other? The intimidation and constant threats to those who do not think the same as the other? Let's please end this era of fear, chaos and the attacks on our democracy - and vote for someone who will unite us and not continue to threaten to divide us I very proudly voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. We are so lucky we get to VOTE and this election is in our hands! We only have one week until Election Day so talk to your friends, your family, your neighbors and let's find our way back to each other with respect, common cause, and Love💙🇺🇸
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Although this is not Jennifer Anniston's official account since she is not on Twitter, she posted this exact text and picture on her Instagram account: instagram.com/p/DBwZ0IGPN6b
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you never know what burdens people are dealing with
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Jordynn Dinsmore retweeted
yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)
how do you write ur sevens
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On vacation in Maui and my husband (30s) and father (late 50s) are playing catch in the backyard as if they are 12 years old. The youth men maintain 🤣
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Jordynn Dinsmore retweeted
me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:
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“mom i threw up”
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why do i get scared to post on my OWN instagram story Imao ?????????
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Jordynn Dinsmore retweeted
There’s no time to be sad in Libra Season. You need to do your hair. You need on make up. You need to go shopping. You need to learn how to do nails and make waist beads. Your house needs new touches. You’re way too busy creating beauty to be sad, babe.
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I’m sorry this Baby of Year contest is giving Kony 2012 🫣
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So… did he ever answer a question or…?
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I think I’m getting old bc thinking about learning how to use the new iPhone stresses me out
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Do you ever meet someone and think ‘wow I bet they look just like their mom’? Like some people just look like they’d look like their mom 🤷🏼‍♀️
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