philophile — mostly judian — jovejuli on ao3 📚

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Joined October 2025
mr. belligoal and kyky doesn't missy
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hourglass no corset needed dear lord
what are even these proportions 😭
what are even these proportions 😭
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jude's waist is tiny but his ass is so fucking fat. what does he even have allat for he's genuinely pissing me off
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Jude ad damn near pornographic
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ass face tits waist. oh i know this will be the gag of the century
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they're slutting jude out for calvin klein oh my god
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what the actual fuck
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I fucking swear if real madrid doesn't lock tf in this season and win everything so kylian can get it next year I fucking kill each one of them in the most torturous way
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this entire situation making more noise than harry kane ballon d'or
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Les ennemi de Mbappé sont mes ennemis
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i know my notifs are flooded rn but oh #well i fear
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J’appelle tous les fans de Kylian à arrêter d’utiliser les images et vidéos qui le font passer pour un dictateur. 🙏🏾🤍
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in case anyone forgot what he said about the dictator memes
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dear online chinese people: napoleon reinstated slavery. please insult him harshly for us all
既然姆巴佩可以,拿我们的领袖来开玩笑,我们是不是也可以用拿破仑来开玩笑?🤔🤔🤔
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the cultural differences is so striking to me because i don't think you can name one public figure in france who's sacred 💀 chinese people, please have fun calling napoleon an egomaniac power-obsessed tyrant, because he objectively was one!
既然姆巴佩可以,拿我们的领袖来开玩笑,我们是不是也可以用拿破仑来开玩笑?🤔🤔🤔
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it's also funny because my middle school and highschool were founded by napoleon. we even did recreations of his battles and dressed up as him. yet i still really couldn't care less what anyone has to say about him. that man reinstated slavery, insult him as you'd like
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in fact a lot of chinese people immediately yell "mbappé!!!" when i tell them i'm french lol
i'd like to remind everyone to please remember that the average chinese person really likes kylian mbappé! weibo accounts do not represent the entire population and many sports fans are composed of chinese reactionary incels
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also a lot of twitter account are incels or just bots spewing engagement farming tweets. don't let this tarnish your view of china because most of the people here have been very polite, understanding, and helpful even with my broken clueless mandarin
i'd like to remind everyone to please remember that the average chinese person really likes kylian mbappé! weibo accounts do not represent the entire population and many sports fans are composed of chinese reactionary incels
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