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Joined June 2023
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happy birthday to me
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Got offered a job on the subway yesterday because “we want a beautiful girl in the front” okay sure
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when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss
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When I got my septoplasty and was just high on Vicodin watching lifetime movies on Tubi every day eating pudding #hospicevibe
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He’s just not that into you
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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Guy at the train station asked me for $6 to get a ticket and then asked me out on a date. I wish I had that confidence
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Tate Mcrae’s alter ego Tatiana
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Facts
the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old
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LOUDERRR
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for halloween can i be your beautiful loving wife
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STRAWBERINA
For the last decade or so, Yandy is the company that makes "ripped from the headlines" sexy Halloween costumes. I was curious if they had any this year, and I THINK are supposed to be the AI slop cheating fruit videos...
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I can’t believe I have to be gay for the rest of my life and not just while I was at art school 🙄
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This pisses me off because how can a city only the top 0.1% can afford to live in even function? What about everyone who keeps it running and makes it interesting to live in
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My parents bought a 3br house in South Brooklyn for $170k in 1996. Same house is estimated at $850k today. It's not even near the train.
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Someone is begging, yelling, throwing up, to go out in her catio bc her little boyfriend showed up.
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me writing my undergrad thesis:
gay guys are so fascinating i wish i could major in gay guy studies
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Sexy mental patient #Mood
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Uplifted by this bowl my dad got me
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🎃🐰👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻🐱@joyci_schecter
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congrats to my neighbor who sounds like she’s having the best sex of her life
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Watching Knicks game with my beautiful wife @raggedyhip
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