a lot of folks know little about being a boy dad, you simply need to be a bigger bully than toughest kid in his preschool
Algoma, WI
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where everybody knows your particular proclivities
A Club for Gentlemen: now open 4pm to Close 7 days a week
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I must warn you...today's exercise will not be pleasant...no feelings will be spared, and those of some loved ones will be hurt...today you are going to rank your pairs of pants in order of importance
playing a show today at a hot dog stand in Manitowoc, WI...the hot dog stand will be closed...this is what late stage capitalism looks like
people disdain you for sitting in the outfield alone at the baseball game because they feel they are owed the opportunity to see your reaction up close when your kid performs poorly, to walk up to you with faux-sheepishness, hands in pockets and say, what happened out there?
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It’s been 55 days since I last published writing. Here’s a ~5.5k word essay for God obviously expatpress.com/the-world-is-…
the key to good writing is 'describe everything!' Do not assume the reader can come to any enlightening conclusions on their own. The reader is largely illiterate.
why is it that the "it moms" at the high school baseball game don't have to take their beanies off for the national anthem? obviously it's more important that a small-town MILF-boss not be seen with bad hair than it is to honor those who've made the "ultimate sacrifice" #protest
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See my video review of the poetry collection Death Egg by Nathaniel Duggan: youtube.com/watch?v=9QNL1Z5W…
I want to believe in that theory that all possible realities are existing at the same time because that means somewhere there's a singer called Post Hole with tattoos of buttholes all over his face
new most beautiful segment of the Ahnapee trail dropped today:
it's segment 11, Casco to Casco Junction