Comedian. Debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” on YouTube now.
New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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J.P. McDade retweeted
JP didn't take the bait, neither did Tina
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I believe Theranos 2.0 will be different. They are using lasers, they are looking into the various Chemistries. Theranos 2.0: this time it’s lasers.
*Awakens in tomb*
Huh?
*checks wrists and feet, the wounds are gone*
What in the…
(music swells)
I’m Him.
One day we’re going to learn the hidden meaning or purpose behind fragrance commercials and why they’re so weird. I predict it will have a destabilizing and disorienting effect on the entire human race.
Funniest possible move for Sebastian is to now change the programming of his Sirius channel to 100% his own standup.
J.P. McDade retweeted
when the crosswalk is at 1 sec and the sheep start running but u maintain nonchalance on some calm lion shi…
This is the year I check my ego, stow my superego in the overhead compartment, and secure my id snugly under the seat in front of me.
The Tampa Bay Rays’ ballpark is unfit for Major League Baseball. It should be used for boat shows and high school graduations.
Here’s the thing. You didn’t have a conversation with ChatGPT, you used the computer. That was a computer.
J.P. McDade retweeted
Fall essentials. A late afternoon get together. Irish coffee. ( easy on the coffee.) Pumpkin deviled eggs. A group of friends in big sweaters. ( might be a little snug after the holidays haha) Just light catching up with some 90s hits playing in the background. No frowns and no Phones!!
