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Johannesburg
Joined June 2017
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Creepily Quiet😭😭 flop at the back of your mind, something is telling you a man might walk in athi kukwakhe la, so your braining is activity listening for any movements
Women don’t eat. They keep random food items l. Also their places be creepily quiet. I don’t know how to explain that thing. It’s quiet but it’s like there’s a presence.
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I had a taxi driver friend, Everytime we were in Mthatha, that broer would drive to the prostitute hotspot there, not to buy buh to have a conversation with young girls there kuthi kanti what went wrong chommie, and those stories bro, heartbreaking
Ever sat down and talked to your local phara asking him what went wrong in his life and he explains your current situation word for word😢😒
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Fairs
Not all men are trash, some are dogs.
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😭mission complete. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
UPDATE | SABC News reporter Nomvuyo Ntanjana brings us the latest from Kempton Park following the cocaine bust at OR Tambo International Airport. The drugs were intercepted on a flight from Brazil and are not linked to any travellers. Police investigations are ongoing.
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Capitalising on peoples inconveniences >>>
Garage prices are sooo unnecessary
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😭yey these curves lure you into thinking you can cut them ka 140, xa sowuphakathi zithethe enye language
N2 Mthatha towards Dutywa>serious crash at Mthentu Cuttings.
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Please find another car wash
Went to a local car wash yesterday and the owner offered me complimentary car washes going forward. Lena, le sa tlo wiša dikgwebo tsa lena ka di favour ! 🤣🤣🤣
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What are the consequences of not showing up to work vs showing up drunk?
Why would you go to work knowing usanxilile? Yho hayi abanye abantu.
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😭I wonder who produces that Podcast, the person has been setting up those girls Ayi kancane
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And that is why i feel no sympathy for people when they request to wrong places and it’s mostly Huns, because they just hate us double checking kuthi bayaphi
Nothing pisses me off more than an Uber driver asking me where I’m going.
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😭used to judge people abadla imali namankazana, til I got a few coins to my name and saw the light
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Siyabonga nduna for this platform
Day 100 of 100 of posting cool number plates everyday. NOT UBER GP on a VW Polo Vivo Sedan. Thank you to everyone who followed, liked and shared along the way 🙏 Spot a cool plate? Post it and tag @checkplata. The best ones get a free check. checkplata.co.za/top-plates
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Hi Sisi, I’ve been seeing you on my tl, udume ngan? Ngoba mina ngifuna ukuduma ngokuthanda wena🥺👉👈
ovo 🦉
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Oxygen sensor
What part of a car still makes zero sense to you?
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Niyasinyela ngok
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I just be anywhere💀
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Ndingabulawa yi HIV xa ndingane space esinje 😭🤙
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😭yaz ukuzula kuya siza sometimes , I only stayed being familiar with Soweto this year, when saw F2 I instantly knew it was this intersection
Mayor Masondo’s political will 🫰🏿🫰🏿
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You do realise that Takealot doesn’t only put out 1 package only for delivery
Yo @TAKEALOT you really need to up your parcel delivery tracking. What do you mean I’m held hostage in my home all day waiting for a package? If Woolies can give me live tracking on their dog shit app, so can you.
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Mine is 3000rpm at 110km\h
130km/h at 3,000rpm😄, old gearboxes are not good at all. I appreciate modern ones, DSGs and ZFs
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