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Spurs Women fan. Owns a Toko Koga Japan shirt. Got the 'tism.

Tottenham, London
Joined January 2026
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Just remembered Maite Oroz exists
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Proud of our second half🤍 thanks for your support 11 against 12 today…
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(Says jokingly) well we could do worse in January than add a WSL-proven winger who knows Martin and knows the club…
We are SO proud of you 🥹🫶 Tonight marks Celin's first competitive football since becoming a mum in June ❤️
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‘Lord, Let That Tesla Crash’ on Tiny Desk with The Very Sexy CMAT Band x x cmat.ffm.to/tinydesk
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Spurs are too nice I swear, shoot!
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Martin Ho with a talent advantage and Martin Ho with a talent deficit
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Bristol City with their high line passing it around conceding chances play more like Spurs than Spurs do
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conceding loads of chances and goals with a manager shouting 'up!' from the dugout they really are WSL2 Spurs
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We're gonna get some fantastic swearing from these mics by the dugouts soon
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha gimme that sweet sweet refreshing Carabao
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Maybe it's the wrong time for this but let's be frank - if male footballers kept on tearing their ACLs like this, much more would be done to prevent it.
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Fuck ACL tears
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I got my first season ticket in 2014. Harry was this podgy backup striker who'd missed a penalty against Hearts, spat down his own shirt at Old Trafford, been crap on loan at multiple clubs and only started looking vaguely useful under Tim Sherwood.
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when he started scoring loads of goals in the Cups, then in the League it felt a bit comical at first, like oh it's nice the not very good kid has scored a few. Then he scored twice against Chelsea, twice against Arsenal, scored for England...and he's not stopped since.
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The best footballer in the world coming from *Chingford* is crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
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A month ago I spent £50 on train and match tickets for Birmingham-Spurs this Sunday and fair to say my enthusiasm is now a bit lacking
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Oh dear, familiar story it seems 😬
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Spence and Summanen just not good enough for the level Spurs want to be at and when we play Siggy in the middle we give up too many counters against good teams.
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I think most of us here thought after the summer we should have signed a defensive midfielder, were light on good wingers and yesterday proved us absolutely right
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Am coming back from a house party still euphoric from the football COYS
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