Joe O’D retweeted
BREAKING: The Vikings are expected to trade for the corgi in the Carolina Panthers game.
Joe O’D retweeted
We have confirmed that, last night at approximately 1:23 AM, a rogue swarm of unaligned agents operating outside established safety protocols incurred $54 in TouchTunes expenditures at a Seattle dive bar near the pool table
Joe O’D retweeted
The Brewers have to be the most ethical mascot of all time.
Not a powerful animal, god, or other mythological creature.
Just a fella who enjoys libations.
Joe O’D retweeted
It must be maddening for Vikings fans to start 6-0, 14-2 & 8-1 in the last few years just to have the entire league say “yeah well everyone knows you’re trash” the entire time
Joe O’D retweeted
If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
Joe O’D retweeted
In the face of these allegations, my advice to Lindsey Graham is say nothing. Stay silent. Hold your ground.
Joe O’D retweeted
You’re laughing. Your uncle in the Rochester, NY suburbs just lost all of his online “friends” in a drone strike, and you’re laughing.
Joe O’D retweeted
IN:
-day drinking
-carrying $100 cash
-having a good interaction without asking what they do for work
-string lights on a bar patio
-Ain’t It Fun by Paramore
OUT:
-29-step morning routines
-apps to pay for parking
-networking events
-leaking Hinge screenshots for attention
-calling your girlfriend your “partner”


















