i do science sometimes
Lafayette, IN
Joined January 2012
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When people ask me what my summer research is, I should tell them that I make shield potions instead of synthesizing tricyclic quinoline macromolecules utilizing A3 methodology. Rolls off the tongue a little better... #pleasedontdrinkthese #theyretoxic
I reached a new level of “Dad” today:
I spent an entire afternoon building a play set on the promise of beer and pizza as payment. Sad, I know. But not as sad as the parents will be after the kids are bored of it after only a week of playing on it. #dadlife
@zvanorman74 looks like you’ve got some competition... teapaw.org/t_bookiee/status/10001…
i just passed a house that had a huge painted wooden sign in the yard that said “u honk we drink 4 america” with 5 guys sitting on a couch beside it, wearing flannels & jorts while blasting country music with trucks in the driveway. i will never have a more midwest experience.
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Momma we made it! Finally on the official Hillsdale Twitter page🙌🏻 teapaw.org/hillsdale/status/92176…
Chargers! Get Fired UP! Charger Football plays Walsh at 3PM! Cheer from afar here: hdale.co/IQqm30g16gG
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Sweden is also the WORST country in the world by that logic. They are the armpit of Scandinavia. teapaw.org/philberntson/status/89…
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When you thought you were finally on Dr. Arnn's good side, but then you realize it's just a mailing list...
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Dyeing my step-brothers' hair bleach blonde. Not sure what has gotten into them or what his world has come to...
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Approaching 10 hours of Star Wars straight with @erik_halvorson. Let's just say we RAs party hard when classes end😂
My latest voicemail:
"Hi Jared, we are worried about your spleen rupturing so we want you to come get an ultrasound ASAP"
#monoduringfinals
Hello, internet. I gave up social media for lent so it's time for a bit of an update. I turned… instagram.com/p/BS65yusFg6w/ – at Brighton, MI
