Important to learn the difference: “I’m going to shoot you with my Glock” >has never held a gun, poses 0 threat. Likely autistic “Watch your back, tough guy” >will probably torture you to death and record it. You will not be the first. You will not be the last.

In every tree, there is a cute girl waiting to be carved and we’ve been squandering them all.

Around 2018, I was working at a KFC and a customer in the drive through asked for a “cheese mac” and I never forgot about that

this is me btw... if anyone cares

she just tried to kill my penis

You think you’re the jizz? You’re not even the precum.

Fat dude in the public bathroom out of breath just from washing his hands

Stoners are in an arms race to find the gayest way possible to get high. It’s only a matter of time before they discover THC suppositories.

Seal dont like me :(

It’s called a night walk we do a little night walk

Fantastic news tonight