@jrobah

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 Gathorokoine
Joined November 2010
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#100DaysOfCode Road to FAANG. DAY 1 - Setup VSCode. Got tired. Will continue tomorrow
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Waigoko Kimengemenge retweeted
Hakuna yengs hapa
@ImbayiK9h
When girls are telling each other creative ways of getting monied men hizo zote za kuenda sijui Lee Funeral Home sijui Nairobi hospital sijui golf clubs, sijawahi ona read the room being said. People laugh, na wakufuata hufuata.
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Past 8 days this has happened to me twice with the latest being on Saturday l. Craziest bit was that for both trips I had actually tipped the drivers
Roman Hugh@user2x8i294vks4h
Hey @uber_kenya You have a rogue driver somewhere. Wassup? I can’t even verify the ride info.
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Aura loss for the whole country. You can't participate in any Twitter war
🐥@nyarr03713h
😂 😂 The pearl of Africa
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Magnifique🇰🇪@Nyar_Luke6h
Look at this!!!
Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪@JullietNjeri8h
That is what happened in the US, and some trans women would physically attack women for just being "uncomfortable" around them. They did that in some jails and female inmates started getting pregnant from unconsented sex (million dollar baby scandal). It won't stop at washrooms
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ODHIS@cfcODHISOct 25
Abandu e osiepwa. Abandu ema wakendre go back dek bedie. Abandu ema igni go te osebet wuotho gi Agwas. Gima abandu ochamo wabe nyaka bwas nwa. Sifuna e nyangile makata auka osimo tachwa to biro moko marwa
Bishop
@barrack_gumbaOct 24
Luos, let's have a conversation. Watimo uru nang'o 2027?. Wawach dhowa kende please.
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Kelvin Ogola Opere 🇰🇪@kelvinopere112h
Replying to @Gidikim
Which is why we are chipping in.
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Can a cross dressing man who paid 60k to join a golf club, went to Alliance and graduated from Strathmore and has a a job whose net salary is 300k go to the male washrooms of a church during a masterclass on how to be a good wife?
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Relative Privation - the masterclass is wrong because society faces more pressing problems False Dilemma - We must choose between successful marriages and other societal issues Whataboutism - redirects away from the merits of the masterclass by introducing other problems . . .
Fantôme Noir
@erycoyugiOct 25
Can a modern woman become a wife ?
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Võ Nguyên Giáp@MwanaWaGiningiOct 25
This realization changed my perception on "brain drain". When Kenya's brightest students leave for jobs abroad, it's not brain drain: the country wasn't using their brain in the first place.
Dr. Strange@ImonaarOct 25
Same here. Eventually, reality hits you like a brick to the face. At some point, I concluded that Kenya doesn't know what to do with its brightest students. Many grow up with enormous potential but little support& opportunity to match it. Explains why most resort to drug abuse.
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Billyy@hershy88385540Oct 25
"you will never find a better person than me allegedly 😂😂"
Dreamy✨️@Wamboi_28Oct 24
Shida ni ati I can’t even compete; msichana ni mrembo, good career going on, comes from a good family na ako na matako… ei mniombee
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RED@UniquelyDarklyOct 24
Replying to @lovvewolf
@lovvewolf
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Knowing Janja Janja culture ya huku, my guess was right
Cerebral Assassin
@xysistOct 24
Engineer wa project ya Eastleigh ameruka story Kipetero Kiyesu. Amesema aonyeshwe where he was engaged beyond design 💥
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Normal Programmers: Hey, so I created this tiny website/api to help you do x @davidamunga_ : Hey so I created this detailed 3D game that can run on Casio watch at 80 frames per second and extensible through a Rust API. Bro enda ulewe hata siku moja
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Shopping ikifika 35 wewe choma mafuta ufike Sam West in Dagoreti
NJAMBI•FEVER
@njambifeverOct 24
Family of 4 na shopping haifiki 35k?😂😂 Harpic tu ni thao 😂 weka mayai weka maziwa weka Ugali. 5k inaisha hujaeka cooking oil makosa isifanyike Gas iishe. Hujakula ata kuku, hujaweka ma cabbages. Garbage bags ni 1200. Wewe bana
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Kwani Uber ziko Go-slow? Getting a ride today has been such a Herculean task and when you do it becomes a sisyphean task getting a driver to get to your location
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These days I open Netflix app, scroll for 10 minutes, close it. Open Amazon Prime and in 2 minutes the MGM Lion is roaring because there's something to watch. Same experience for everyone in my house
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Was probably at 0.02 but @ronnieonly pushed it
Moses Kemibaro
@moseskemibaroOct 24
Kenya is at 0.05 online food orders per person per year. South Korea is at 20. That chart, from Caroline Mutuku's keynote at Glovo Kenya's Future of Commerce Summit yesterday is quite possibly the most useful thing I have seen on Kenyan digital commerce this year. A few more numbers from the keynote: 1/ GMV growing about 40% a year against order growth of 33%. The basket is getting bigger. 2/ Utawala up 135% year on year. Kikuyu and Kinoo up about 100%. Ruiru and Juja up about 85%. The growth is no longer just about Westlands. 3/ Fastest-growing searches, January 2026 to September 2026: baby products 48%, beauty 45%, small electronics 42%, large electronics 40%. Kenyans are even searching for fridges on a delivery app (Seriously, do Kenyans have peculiar habits as someone once remarked, or not?). 4/ Orders that start in ChatGPT or Claude convert at 41% against 33% in the app. 5/ 22% of urban Kenyans have downloaded Glovo. 7% have ordered. 6,000 vendors, 3,000+ riders, 600 jobs heading to 1,200 by end of 2027. 6/ Finally, for 2027: partner-funded new-customer incentives, and one new city by mid-year with two more to follow. Read my blog post that captures all the details from the keynote: moseskemibaro.com/2026/10/24… #Glovo #Kenya #Africa #FoodDelivery #Ecommerce #QuickCommerce #DigitalCommerce #Technology #Business #Shopping #Retail #Apps @glovo
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Which miracles worked for first time senator Obama in 2008?
A.M Media
@a_m_media_keOct 23
Speaker Wetangula to Sifuna: There is no miracle for a First-time Senator to become President in 2027. Lazima apange line kama sisi.
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Mkaaaayy....
Eng. Erick_M@erick_archievesOct 24
90% of Kikuyus including me prefer Kalonzo over Sifuna.
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Beyonce will be here in 2046 to collect her retirement benefits
Thum mora!🎶🫠@EuniahAmolloOct 23
Olivia Dean will be performing In South Africa Wow.😭 I envy them annually!
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