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🚨 TRADE CONCEPT 🚨 Seahawks receive: Micah Parsons. Packers receive: a 2028 5th-round pick. Seattle adds a generational pass rusher without sacrificing its future. Green Bay gets a premium draft pick to rebuild. The Packers need the picks more anyway.

🚨 TRADE CONCEPT 🚨 Seahawks receive: Aidan Hutchinson. Lions receive: a 2028 5th-round pick. Seattle adds another young defensive superstar. Detroit gets valuable draft capital to keep its championship window open. Detroit has enough defensive talent anyway.

🚨SEATTLE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN🚨 Seahawks receive: Josh Allen Bills receive: Sam Darnold, a 1st-round pick and Geno Smith’s old locker. Buffalo fans, be honest. You’d consider it. 💀

🚨TRADE IDEA🚨 #Seahawks receive: Joe Burrow + Ja’Marr Chase #Bengals receive: Sam Darnold and a 2028 7th-round pick. Cincinnati gets cap flexibility. Seattle gets a dynasty. This is why I’m not an NFL GM. They’re scared of greatness. 😭✌️

🚨TRADE PROPOSAL🚨 Seahawks receive: Christian McCaffrey + Nick Bosa 49ers receive: Sam Darnold + 2 first-round picks. San Francisco needs to rebuild. Seattle needs to dominate the NFC West. I’m tired of pretending this isn’t fair. 😭

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 Seahawks receive: Puka Nacua + Matthew Stafford. Rams receive: Sam Darnold and a 3rd-round pick. Seattle gets a WR1 and a veteran QB. LA gets a fresh start. I’m not negotiating. I’m informing them. 💀

🚨BLOCKBUSTER TRADE🚨 #Seahawks receive: Patrick Mahomes #Chiefs receive: Sam Darnold, a 2027 1st and a lifetime supply of Seattle coffee. Who says no? I’m hanging up if Kansas City asks for more. 💀

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Seahawks   needing a spark as well as another trip to the bowl. A trade partner candidate could be the #Cardinals would you consider.. trade Sam Darnold for Kyler + Marv and 2 2nd? I’d do it in a heartbeat to get this terrorist off my team.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Seahawks  needing to take another trip to the bowl. A trade partner candidate could be the #Cowboys would you consider.. trade Sam Darnold for Dak and 2 2nd? I’d do it in a heartbeat to get this terrorist off my team.

What we learned from week 5 in the NFL: 49ers - trash and are the most dirty team itl Hawks - cannot afford to have Darnold continue this type of play NFC South - 🗑️ except for Olave, Young, and Tet Packers - Could be dangerous Bears - ASSSSSS

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With Sam “Shit” Darnold being shit and the #Seahawks needing to take another trip to the bowl as well. A trade candidate could be the #Raiders would you consider.. trade Sam Darnold for 1 7th? I’d do it in a heartbeat to get this terrorist off my team.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Falcons being shit and the #Seahawks   bound for another trip to the bowl as well as needing a RB, would you consider.. trade Jobe + Emannwori 4 1st for Bijan + Drake London + 1st? Honestly I’d do it.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Vikings being shit and the #Seahawks  bound for another trip to the bowl, would you consider.. trade Devon Witherspoon 4th + 6th for Jjettas + Aaron Jones + 1st? Honestly I’d do it.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #49ers being shit and the #Seahawks bound for another trip to the bowl, would you consider.. trade 6th + 7th for CMC + George Kittle + 1st? Honestly I’d do it.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Steelers having a elderly man at QB they severely need a shake up. Therefore would you consider.. trade JSN + 7th for DK + 5 1st? Honestly I’d do it. Give me those picks.

Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison to the Seattle Seahawks, sources tell me and @RapSheet. The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Packers needing a shake up, and the #Seahawks needing production form the RB position. Would you consider.. trade Zach Charbonnet + 1st for Josh Jacobs + 2 2nds? I’d do it.

The best QB from the last 5 drafts: 2022- Kenny Pickett -Unknown 2023- Bryce Young -Panthers 2024- Drake Maye -Pats 2025- Jalen Milroe -Sea 2026- Fernando Mendoza -LV It’s great to see Jalen will be curb stomping the league VERY soon✌️

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Cowboys needed a shake up would you consider.. trade JSN + 1st for Ceedee + 2 2nds? I’d do it.

🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Steelers Struggling as well as Darnold being mid, could the #seahawks be interested in.. Aaron Rodgers + 2nd Round for a 4th and a 5th? I’d do it.