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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined October 2025
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¡NI NETFLIX SE ATREVIÓ A TANTO! ➟ Fichó como jugador del Como. ➟ Cesc Fabregas se convirtió en el capitán del Como. ➟ Se retiró del fútbol profesional. ➟ Se convirtió en asistente técnico del primer equipo del Como. ➟ Logró el ascenso histórico a la Serie A después de 21 años de ausencia del club. ➟ Terminó su primera temporada con el Como en la Serie A salvando al club del descenso. ➟ Clasificó a la Champions League por primera vez en la historia del club. ➟ Logró la mayor goleada de la historia de un club italiano en la UEFA Champions League. ➟ Goleó al Leipzig en su debut en la UCL. Goleó la Manchester United. Goleó al Lens 9-1 de visita. ➟ Se retiró siendo jugador del Como, se convirtió en accionista y lo está llevando a la gloria como técnico. RESPETO PARA CESC FÁBREGAS.
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“He is just a player, a member of the team like the rest of us”
🚨 Portugal have already lost 1.2 billion in sponsorship deals just 1 hr after Cristiano Ronaldo's retirememt.👀
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Election results are so funny.😅 *Before Elections: “Guys, use your democratic right to vote. *After Elections: “You guys voted for the DA?”
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Welele look who we have to stand in the voting polls with
The DA wants to scrap the minimum wage, NSFAS, pension and grants njalo ✌🏻
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I don’t think Nigerians in Nigeria fully comprehend the extend of damage their people have done in South Africa. South Africans did not just wake up and decide they hate Nigerians. They crippled an entire generation.
Black Americans SHOCKED At African BEEF DIABOLICAL 👇🏾 youtu.be/kFqRoOTWX7Q?is=0NMl…
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That fat Drake is way too deep in character, it’s like he’s actually convinced himself 💀
when y’all got the same mom but different dads
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This editorial highlighting the Indian Women’s League is 10/10.
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This killed Me🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Lol yoh Julius fucked it ey!!
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5 years ago today, Key Glock released his second album ‘Yellow Tape 2’ 🚧 (2021) It debuted at #7 on the Billboard 200 with 36k first-week units 📊 Favorite track on this project? How has it aged? 💭
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CULTURE CHOPs 6pm on LOTV 🔥
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So wena o batla rona re reng?
Told my nanny she needs to work on Sunday the 29th as we’ll still be out of town. Uthi yena it’s her Birthday that day, angazi ufuna ngithini.
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Moya phantsi guys
apartments are gonna be so unaffordable, shame the dream of moving out of parents houses is slowly dying 😔💔
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telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems😭
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Oh konje international break
Bafana Bafana head coach Pitso Mosimane has named a 27-man squad to face Kenya. 🇿🇦⚽️ #AFCONQ2027
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Bruh, would it really hurt for the ANC, to call a press conference and just say "we're sorry, here how we're gonna fix it"
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Damn, he hates yall
🚨JUST IN: Manchester United owner, Avram Glazer, says the club DON’T NEED SPORTING SUCCESS in order to be commercially powerful. United’s FINANCIAL DEBT is £689m as of June 2026 (a £52m increase from 2025). This amount is owed to banks PRIMARILY because of the Glazers’ leveraged takeover in 2005.
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This is what we call influence and impact
Eminem's "Stan" gave rise to the word that was later added to the Oxford English Dictionary, meaning an overzealous or obsessive fan.
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Glad to have helped
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 ACTIONSA wins Wards across Gauteng🇿🇦 1. City of Tshwane – 12 Wards Ward 03 – Atteridgeville Ward 07 – Atteridgeville Ward 21 Ward 26 Ward 35 Ward 36 Ward 51 – Atteridgeville Ward 62 – Atteridgeville Ward 63 – Atteridgeville Ward 68 – Atteridgeville Ward 71 – Atteridgeville Ward 72 – Atteridgeville 2. City of Ekurhuleni – 8 Wards Ward 04 Ward 05 Ward 07 Ward 13 Ward 14 Ward 53 Ward 68 Ward 70 3. City of Johannesburg – 5 Wards Ward 19 Ward 27 Ward 110 Ward 111 Ward 123
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Guys. We need to have a conversation about what the youth is up to in this country. This isn't it
Nota’s girl really needs to work on her articulation ngoba angeke iyho 🤦‍♀️. She is pretty but the moment she opens her mouth she drops to a 5/10.
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Cutting edge producers:
𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗲 | Update: 07:00 🟡ANC - 49.49% | 28 seats 🔵DA - 18.49% | 7 seats 🔴SACP - 5.55% | 0 seats 🔴EFF - 5.02% | 1 seat 🟢UDM - 4.84% | 0 seats 🔵ATM - 3.68% | 0 seats ⚪️PA - 2.67% | 2 seats 🟢MKP - 1.34% | 0 seats 🟣VF Plus - 1.15% | 0 seats 🟢PAC - 1.04% | 0 seats Seats allocated so far: 38 Results progress: 25% complete. Counting continues. Source: IEC #LocalGovernmentElections #LGE2026 #EasternCape
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